Afghanistan Fucks Itself

In case the news out of Afghanistan is too confusing, I will try to summarize as best I can.

Afghanistan was fucked up.

Afghanistan was run by bad motherfuckers.

The bad motherfuckers running  Afghanistan were helping evil motherfuckers who were hiding there. 

The evil motherfuckers hiding in  Afghanistan decided to fuck with the United States. 

9/11 happens. Holy fuck! 

The United States is all "you gonna fuck with us?" 

The USA is all "fuck you!" to the evil motherfuckers hiding in  Afghanistan. 

And the USA is all "fuck you too!" to the bad motherfuckers running  Afghanistan. 

The USA looks around and realizes, "Hey, Afghanistan is all fucked up." 

The United States thinks we can unfuck Afghanistan.

Afghanistan stays fucked up.

George W Bush thinks if we can be stronger, we can unfuck Afghanistan.

Afghanistan stays fucked up.

Barack Obama thinks if we can be smarter, we can unfuck Afghanistan.

Afghanistan stays fucked up.

Donald Trump thinks if someone will bring him a Diet Coke and cheeseburger, we can unfuck Afghanistan.

Afghanistan stays fucked up.

Joe Biden realizes we will never, ever unfuck Afghanistan.

Afghanistan can just fuck off.

The United States leaves and Afghanistan goes from fucked to more fucked. 

Afghanistan fucks itself.

For a more detailed analysis of what happened and what is happening, read this article by Matthew Yglesias.  

Or to save time..

Afghanistan was fucked up.

Afghanistan is fucked up.

Afghanistan will remain fucked up.