Defying Gravity

Caution: I will say "What the unholy FUCK, people?" a LOT!

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It's been awhile so let's catch up on Trump Shit!

Which calls for the return of my favorite graphic:

Ah those innocent halcyon days of 2015 when the idea of Donald Trump actually (giggle!) running for President (snort!) let alone (gaffaw!) actually being President was so (Ha!) utterly (Ha! Ha!) ridiculous and... 

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 

(SLAP!) 

SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

It wasn't funny! 

It's still not funny! 

This goddamn fucking moron has won the first two contests of the 2024 Presidential primaries and really! 

What the unholy FUCK, people? 

Everything that should totally fuck over a political campaign just makes him stronger! 

Take Iowa for example. At the same time the Republican caucuses were being held, Iowa was in the grip of a deep freeze that could kill people. 

Trump said don't let a little thing like death stop you. He said if you come out to vote and then pass away, it will be worth it.

Trump was telling his supporters to be prepared to die for his cause. Shouldn't that be a deal breaker, a uncaring candidate who holds his voters with so little regard that he tells them to risk death to vote for him? 

Of course it worked and Trump won Iowa. 

What the unholy FUCK, people? 

Ron DeSantis came in second and then dropped out. 

Remember when DeSantis was actually polling higher than Donald Trump? 

Then people actually met Ron DeSantis and it was "What? THIS guy? Oh hell no!" 

Nikki Haley decided to hang in there and carried on to New Hampshire.

Where Trump won again.

But he didn't enjoy it.  

Li'l Donnie spent most of his victory speech bitchin' 'n' complain' that mean ol' Nikki won't go home. 

Let's break down the New Hampshire results a bit.  The Republican primary in that state is open to Republicans and Independents (and Democrats cannot vote in the Republican primary as Trump repeatedly lied they could). 

• Among Republican voters, Trump beat Haley BUT he didn't shut her out. Her margin among Republicans was small but Trump does not have a 100% lock on Republicans. 
• Meanwhile among Independents, the script is flipped and Haley handily won among that group.

Which points to Trump facing significant disadvantages in a general election and that's what Haley is hanging her hat on.

For the moment, Nikki Haley is still in the race and she has eyes on the primary in her home state of South Carolina where the beloved and popular former governor of that state is currently....

Polling BEHIND Donald Trump?  

What the unholy FUCK, people? 

Meanwhile, Li'l Donnie lost in court AGAIN! And to use one of Li'l Donnie's words, he lost "bigly". 

In the 2nd (yes, SECOND!) defamation case brought by E. Jean Carroll, a jury found in her favor and ordered Trump to pay $83 million. 

In the first case, a jury found Trump guilty of not only defamation but also of sexually assaulting Carroll.  

So this goddamn fucking moron who has been convicted TWICE of talking shit about a woman he sexually assaulted is leading in the polls to be the next Republican nominee for President?

What the unholy FUCK, people? Seriously????????

Oh and let's not forget his company has been found guilty of fraud and this week will see the verdict of how much will need to be paid in penalties for that financial malfeasance.  

AND...

There are 4 indictments and 91 felony charges relating to stealing classified documents, election interference and fucking insurrection and.... 

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! 

Why do the laws of gravity not apply to this goddamn fucking moron?

What the unholy FUCK, people?