On
Wednesday morning, I had a very not good biscuit for breakfast and it made me
think of my mom.
Let
me clarify straight away that back in the day, my mom was a very good cook.
So
how does bad cooking make me think of my mom?
Because
there were things she just wouldn’t let go of.
While
she still lived at home and I would go visit her there, I would in the
morning offer to buy her breakfast.
I
would have to talk her into it because, as she would put it, “I don’t want no
raw biscuit!”
At
some point in her past…whether it was weeks, months or years in her past, I was
never quite sure.
At
some point in her past, someone brought her a sausage and egg biscuit from somewhere
that wasn’t quite done.
It
happened exactly once!
She
never forgot it and was forever on guard of it happening again.
Each
time I said I was going out to get some breakfast, she immediately went on high
red alert against the dreaded raw biscuit.
“I
don’t know if I want anything. Someone brought me a sausage and egg biscuit
once that was so under done, it was downright raw! I don’t want no raw biscuit!”
Since
the incident with the dreaded raw biscuit, I and other members of the family had
successfully delivered to her breakfast food that was properly prepared.
Before
I or any other member of the family could embark on successfully delivering to
her properly prepared breakfast food, we had to contend with the dreaded raw biscuit.
She
would be assured that her breakfast would be properly inspected for appropriate
levels of “done-ness” before we served it to her.
Thus
mollified, albeit reluctantly, she would
consent to the purchase of food for breakfast which she would subsequently
consume with satisfaction.
Until
the next time someone wanted to buy her breakfast.
“I
don’t want no raw biscuit!”
Wednesday
morning, I had my own encounter with the dreaded raw biscuit.
A
spur of the moment decision put me in a McDonald’s drive through for a sausage
and egg biscuit and a sweet iced tea.
Upon
arrival at my desk, I unwrapped my breakfast sandwich to find it lacking cohesion.
The biscuit was very much not completely baked.
Well,
that sucked. My experience with McDonald’s breakfast is usually consistently
OK. Not great but not bad.
This
was bad.
So
I guess any future visits to McDonald’s, I will need to be more on guard.
To
quote my dear departed mom, “I don’t want no raw biscuit!”
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