C'mon, Erdogan! Don't Be A Fool, Man!

I was going to write yet another update on the status of my health in the form of an Ode To a Lump of Wet Brown Goo I Hacked Up From My Lungs One Morning. 

But instead, I decided to present something...

even more ridiculous. 

This has been researched by the press.

This has been confirmed to be real. 

That letter is an actual letter sent from one head of state to another. 

So far, Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan has not responded to Li'l Donnie's entreaty.

C'mon, Erdogan! Don't be a fool, man! 

Don't be a fool.