So Much Shit, So Little Time!

So much shit, so little time!

Good Christian Vance Boelter climbed out from behind a church pulpit to address his grievances with Democrats with a gun.

Democratic Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed in their home. State Senator John Hoffman and his wife Yvette were shot multiple times but survived. The suspect also had a “hit list” of 45 other targets, all elected Democrats,

In times of national tragedy and mourning, politics is often set aside in a show of unity.  

Presidents will call governors in times of such tragedy to offer at least support and condolences and at least federal assistance as needed. 

Well...

Fuck that! 

Here's what Trump has to say: “I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked out. I’m not calling, Why would I call him? The guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s a mess. So, you know, I could be nice and call, but why waste time?”

The governor of Minnesota is Tim Walz who ran as Kamala Harris' running mate against Trump in 2024. 

You don't think widdle Donnie is holding a grudge, do ya?

Of course the whiny, bitchy, cowardly, thin skinned, shit brained motherfucker is holding a grudge! 

Meanwhile...

Donald Trump flew to Canada where he embarrassed himself.

• During a press briefing, Trump went on a ramble about how Joe Biden fucked up the southern border blah blah blah which led to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney cutting him off mid blather. 
• Trump signed a deal with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer and declared the United States had made a great trade deal with the European Union.  Which Britain left over 5 years ago. 
• Trump whined that the G7 nations hurt Vladmir Putin's feelings when they kicked Russia out of the G8 in 2014 after Putin ordered the invasion of Ukraine's Crimean peninsula. Putin's feelings got hurt? Really? And Li'l Donnie also blamed former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for hurting Putin's feelings. Except Trudea was not Prime Minister when Russia was expelled from the G8.  
• Li'l Donnie left the G7 meeting early, dodging the group's meeting on strategy around Russia's continued assault on Ukraine. His excuse was he needed to get back to Washingto on defuse the Israel/Iran dust up. Mostly, I think Li'l Donnie left the meeting b ecause the other G7 leaders were snickering about him and saying mean things about him behind his back. 

Oh speaking of the Israel/Iran dust up....

Israel shot rockets at Iran because Benjamine Netanyahu insists that Iran is about to have nuclear weapons any minute now.

Netanyahu has been saying that shit for over 12 years now.  

Iran shot rockets back at Israel and how dare they fight back!

So the situation between Israel and Iran  is super tense right now but thankfully Donald Trump is working to cool things down.

• Trump said he knows where Iran's Ayatollah is hiding and we could kill him right now but we're not going to right now.
• Tehran's 9.5 million residents should evacuate the city right now.
• Iran should surrender unconditionally.  

Yeah, that'll calm things right down.   

And that's only scratching the surface of Trump fuckery.

So much shit, so little time!