Saturday, February 17, 2018
Donald Trump's How To Get Away With Collusion
So Robert Mueller struck yesterday and it was a doozy. 13 Russians and three Russian entities were indicted on Friday, laying out evidence that foreign nationals interfered in the 2016 election and boosted the candidacy of President Donald Trump.
The 37-page indictment puts forth evidence that evidence that foreign nationals interfered in the 2016 election and boosted the candidacy of President Donald Trump .
This should represent a massive blow to Trump who has tried to undermine Mueller’s investigation and dismissed the existence of pro-Trump Russian activity in the 2016 election. Instead, Trump, in his tiny little bubble universe, sees this as vindication.
Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!
God, this man is so stupid.
Just because the Russians began their US election fuckery before you began your running for President fuckery does not preclude their fuckery intersecting your fuckery.
OK, there’s this guy named Bob. Bob is a hired killer who’s been working since 1998. Bob’s an evil bastard but he has a strong work ethic. Pay him money and Bang! Someone you want dead is dead.
In 2004, Sally got married to Darnell. She may have loved him then but she can’t stand the son of a bitch now. So she hires Bob to kill Darnell. Bob gets paid and BANG! Darnel’s dead.
The police actually get a line on Bob and now they’re looking at Sally. “Hey, I’m innocent. Bob’s been killing people since 1998 before I got married to Darnell. No collusion!” The cops go, “Hmm! We didn’t think of that.” And Sally gets away with murder and no the hell she doesn’t because that’s just stupid!
The indictment does indicate there were contacts between the Russians and people associated with the Trump campaign. Unwitting contacts.
When I hear “unwitting”, I’m thinking “These morons didn’t have a clue.” So even if the Trump campaign did not do anything knowingly criminal, you can bet there’s a ton of evidence that they were just fucking stupid.
I mean, just look at the guy at the top.
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