The Negotiator In Chief In Action

Let’s peek behind the doors of the White House as Nancy Pelosi and  Donald Trump negotiate an end to the government shutdown.

 

TRUMP:  I want a wall.

PELOSI:  No, we’re not giving you a wall. 

TRUMP:  But I want a wall.

PELOSI:  Again, no. You can’t have a wall. 

TRUMP:  But you don’t understand: I really want a wall.

PELOSI:  I do understand that you want a wall. 

TRUMP:  So can I have a wall?

PELOSI:  No, you can’t have a wall. 

TRUMP:  But you said you understand I want a wall.   

PELOSI:  Yes, I do understand you want a wall.     

TRUMP:  Great, so I can have a wall then. 

PELOSI:  No, you can’t have a wall. 

TRUMP:  BUT I WANT A WALL!!!!!!

PELOSI: There’s no need to yell.

TRUMP:  BUT I WANT A WALL!!!!!!

PELOSI:  No, you can’t have a wall. 

TRUMP:  You’re a big meanie!!!!

PELOSI:   There’s no need for name calling.   

TRUMP:  So can I have a wall?

PELOSI:  No, you can’t have a wall. 

TRUMP:  Then you’re a big meanie!!!!

PELOSI:  The answer is still no.     

TRUMP:  BUT I WANT A WALL!!!!!!

 

Yes, Chuck Schumer was there but he decided to chill out noshing on some M&Ms with the Presidential seal on them. Not a lot for Chuck to do since Trump is a moron and quite frankly, Nancy scares the hell out of him.

 

A few days ago, Trump did take the negotiations into a new and different direction. 

 

TRUMP:  Can I have a wall?

PELOSI:  No. 

TRUMP:  Bye-bye.

 

And Trump got up and left. 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the Negotiator in Chief in action.

 

Hey, you undereducated rubes who voted for this moron because you thought he was some kind of master businessman, how’s that working out for you?

 

Let me know when your food stamps run out, OK? 

 

Before I wrap up this post, one more word from Li’l Donnie Trump.

 

TRUMP:  BUT I WANT A WALL!!!!!!