The Secret Origin of Donald Trump

 So I ran into this thing bobbing on the waves of the internet like so much flotsam on a petrid ocean of stupidity.

I'm thinking this has got to be a parody, right? Maybe something produced by the Onion or some other satirical web site.

Never mind the plethora of errors in spelling and grammar.

The sheer illogic of the timeline of this story makes no sense.

Is the writer of this item in denial that Donald Trump is 74 years old? 

Do they think Kelly Clarkson is in her 90's?

What the hell? This can't be a real thing, can it?  

Yeah? 

Christian Conservatives for Trump is a real thing on Facebook.  

Get a load of these images from their Facebook page.

OK, that's "loser" and "they're" going to hell.

Also, the drug that "cured" Donald from COVID-10 was developed using stem cells. 

What if stems cells were used to heal your chosen one to be President? 

Or should I say "choosen" one to be "Presedent"? 

Here is a post from the page administrator. 

I WASNT NOT ABEL TO GET ON THE INTERNETS FOR ALONG TIME BECUASE MY MOM STILL DIDNT NOT PAY ARE TELEPHONE BILL!! BUT RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE LIBERRIES INTERNETS. ARE PRESEDENT IS A REALLY IMPOTENT PERSON AND WE GOTS TO MAKE SURE HE WINS BECUASE HES ARE LORD IN SAVOR AND I BELEIF IN HIM!! WE CANT NOT LET THE IGNERENT DEMOCRATES WIN!!! THEIRS NO WAY WE CAN LOOSE BECUASE WE GOTS TO MENY POEPLE WHO LOVE HIM!!! PREY FOR ARE PRESEDENT THE WAY HE PREYS FOR US!!

1 LIKE=1 PREYER 1 SHARE=10 PREYERS

OK, I think even the dumbest Conservative Christian has to know how to spell "prayer".

The page does link to related pages for humor and satire.

But as I review this Facebook page with all it's horrendous misspellings which should obviously make this a sick piece of satire, I remain unsure if everyone is in fact in on the joke.

The thing is the rage filled contradictory justifications for supporting Donald Trump relayed on this page are so much in line with what is going on out there in the so called real world, I remain unsure if this is a parody.

Well, Donald Trump thinks they're legit.

Which is not exactly a ringing endorsement.