Monday, March 27, 2023

Donald Trump's Arrested Development

OK, this Monday post is not about the right wing attack on the transgender community after three weeks of addressing that topic. But I am bringing it up to address that a reader reminded me that transgender is not hyphenated. I went back and edited last Monday's post. Any prior references to "trans-gender" will remain as a monument to my learning curve. 

This week we're going touch base on what's up with Donald Trump. So what is up with that motherfucker?

Why are we still dealing with this fucking guy?   

Well, over a week ago, Donald Trump proclaimed that on Tuesday (March 21st), he was going to be arrested and called on his supporters to "RISE UP AND TAKE YOUR NATION BACK! PROTEST! PROTEST! PROTEST!"  

Isn't just adorable when Li'l Donnie thinks his own personal woes constitute an attack on the nation? 

Now you might be thinking, "Arrest Donald Trump? For what?"

As is the case with Li'l Donnie, there are so many options to choose from.

  • Voter fraud in Georgia in an attempt to overturn Trump's loss there in 2020?
  • Stealing and hording classified documents at Mar A Lago?
  • Tax fraud for underestimating his property values to avoid taxes?
  • Reportedly raping a woman and later defaming her character in public?    
  • Instigating an insurrection against the U.S. government?

Would you believe none of the above?

Trump is in the cross hairs of being indicted and arrested (which would include being fingerprinted and having his mug shot taken) for his role in the pay off to porn star Stormy Daniels. 

Seven years ago, Donald Trump paid $130,000 to Stormy Daniels to buy her silence that he had an affair with her while his wife Melania was pregnant with Baron.  

As Al Franken pointed out, "Here we are 7 years later still talking about it. So this counts as another failed Donald Trump business venture."  

I have an admittedly limited understanding about the legal mess that surrounds this case but it seems that it's not the hush money itself that's causing all the trouble but as usual with most things involving Li'l Donnie, the squirrelly way the payment was executed.  

Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen spent time behind bars for campaign finance violations related to facilitating the payment to quash the Stormy Daniels story. 

Basically, if Li'l Donnie had used his own money to buy off Stormy Daniels, he wouldn't be in this trouble. 

Anyway, if anyone thought that the thing that would finally get Donald Trump arrested was a bribe paid to a porn star, well, yeah, that sounds about right. 

So you would think Donald Trump getting arrested would make headlines but hey, you ain't heard nothing about that.

That's because Tuesday came and went and nothing happened. 

As I write this, Trump has still not been indicted for nothing.

I fully expect by the time this posts, ain't nothing going to happen. 

Various pundits have said that the various legal threats to Donald Trump are circling closer and closer and he has never been in such actual legal danger before.

I will believe that only when I get to see Li'l Donnie behind the iron bars of a cell. For real. 

Plagued by various scandals and legal woes, Trump still thinks he has a shot at being President again. 

He was in Waco TX on Saturday for a campaign event where Li'l Donnie complained about a long list of enemies: 

  • globalists 
  • Marxists 
  • stupid warmongers 
  • open border fanatics crazy people

Trump also thinks the numerous investigations are... a good thing?   

“Our opponents have done everything they can to destroy us and break our will, but they’ve failed. They’ve only made us bigger. You put me back in the White House, their reign will be over, and America will be a free nation once again. They’ve got nothing. You get so much publicity that the case actually gets adjudicated in the press. And people see it’s bullshit.”

And the people at the rally seem to see these allegations of misconduct as a badge of honor, a sign of Donald Trump's martyrdom against the dark forces of the woke liberal Trump hating elite. 

And this is why we're still dealing with this fucking guy! 

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