William
Shatner is on TV frequently explaining the urgent necessity to keep CPAP machines
clean to avoid bacterial infections and what not.
Shatner
then extols the benefits of a device known as SoClean that helps keep your CPAP
machine clean.
It’s
simple to use: you place your CPAP into the SoClean, close the lid, flip a
switch and sooner than you can say “Beam me up, Scotty,” the SoClean cleans your
CPAP.
But
I’ve been wondering…
How
do you clean the SoClean?
Is
there a bigger SoClean to put the 1st SoClean in to?
That’s
right, is there a SoClean for the SoClean?
And
if so…
Wait
for it…
How
do you get THAT bigger SoClean clean?
Answer:
An even BIGGER SoClean!
So
let’s be sure you’re following me on this:
- You put your CPAP into a SoClean.
- You put that SoClean into another SoClean.
- Then you put that SoClean into an even BIGGER SoClean.
- Ta-DA!
Except…
How
do you get THAT even BIGGER SoClean clean?
Well,
obviously, you need to…
*Greetings!
This blog is very silly and needs to end now.
Sorry
for all the trouble.
The
editorial staff of I’m So Glad My Suffering Amuses You.
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