Today's FLASHBACK FRIDAY reposts not ONE, not TWO but THREE classic posts from March of 2013.
Saturday, March 9, 2013
And now....SEX! Tales of the STRANGE and the PERVERSE
In a blatant and shameless attempt to draw attention to this blog, I now present.....
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Today's post:
A Woman's Passion For Her Machine
Whew! I don't know about you but...WOWZA! That was HOT!
OK, everyone just cool off, take a shower or something and perhaps at some other time in the future I will present another installment of..........
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Saturday, March 16, 2013
The Return of....SEX! Tales of the STRANGE and the PERVERSE
Once more, I feel have to resort to a blatant and shameless appeal to purient interests in order to draw attention to this blog. And so I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You presents the return of...
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Today's post:
Sweet As Candy!
WHOA! HUBBA-HUBBA! Shake it, baby! Don't break it! ("It" being your candy coated shell.)
Oh, sorry. I....ah...got carried away there. But I'm not the only one, right? RIGHT?
OK, everyone just chill out a bit, maybe stand in front of the refrigerator or something. And maybe if you're good (or if you're BAD), I will post another installment of..........
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Saturday, March 23, 2013
The Revenge of....SEX! Tales of the STRANGE and the PERVERSE
Hello! I thank you for taking the time to come visit my humble little blog, I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You. It means so much that you've taken time in our busy social media schedule to pop by and enjoy the various amusements presented here in this blog for...your...well, amusement.
But NOT ENOUGH of you are dropping by to satisfymy desparate longing for attention and validation...er, I mean my desparate longing for attention and validation. (Wait, that's not how that's supposed come out!)
(Just keep moving, nothing to see here, nothing to see.)
Anyway.....
So once more I most stoop to the most base of man's instincts and desires to draw eyeballs to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You. Yes, I'm talking about the kinky, the naughty, the salacious....
But NOT ENOUGH of you are dropping by to satisfy
(Just keep moving, nothing to see here, nothing to see.)
Anyway.....
So once more I most stoop to the most base of man's instincts and desires to draw eyeballs to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You. Yes, I'm talking about the kinky, the naughty, the salacious....
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
And for today's post we have bona fide celebrities.
Please give it up, y'all, for Kid's Choice Award winner
KATY PERRY!!!!
And please give a warm welcome to her co-stars, all the way from from Springfield in the 2nd dimension to the 3rd dimension of our world, currently in the 24th year of their acclaimed 5 year run, The SIMPSONS!
Starring in......
Puppets For Her Pleasure!
Take it away, Katy and the Simpsons!!
Oh, WOW! I'm so glad I was "Wide Awake" for this oh so sensuous presentation. This is so SEXY....so HOT....so FREAKY.....so....so.....
Lame. The word I'm looking for is lame.
I mean, I really think it's the high point of erotica to have Katy Perry felt up by PUPPETS?!?!
"Felt up by puppets"....heh heh...good one.
Ahem!
So maybe this is not the best way to get attention to my blog. I feel so used, so humiliated, so...
Dirty.
......
OKAY THEN! Keep following the wackinesss here at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You and maybe...just maybe....I will present another taldry and wicked installment of..........
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
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