Well, it's been a goddam minute since I posted one of these but damn, it's time to spread the word!
Like the bright yellow wings of a large puppet bird!
And that word is...
TED CRUZ IS A LYING FUCK BASTARD!!!
(You know the lying fuck bastard can keep his god damn beard for all I care. I am NOT creating a new graphic for this sniveling son of a bitch.)
After getting into a dust up with Big Bird over the idea that it might be a good idea to get vaccinated for COVID-19 with Cruz apparently taking an opposing view (?), Cruz has turned his busy Senatoring attention to naughty limericks.
When The Hill reported this on Twitter,
@thehill Biden to celebrate Thanksgiving on Nantucket http://hill.cm/ikFgSKi
Ted Cruz decided to take time to respond with this oh so clever rejoinder
@tedcruz There once was a man from Nantucket….
When ever Ted Cruz blunders into this sort of mine field where he thinks he's being funny or clever but failing miserably, funnier, sharper minds are ready to respond
There once was a man named Ted Cruz
Who crawled around licking Trump’s shoes
He’ll go back on his word
And pick on Big Bird
Because he’s a pathetic traitorous cooze
Or this...
There once was a man who ran off to Cancun
Who frequently shows he is a buffoon.
He spends zero time doing his work
And constantly resembles a jerk.
For all us Texans he can’t be gone too soon
There once was a goon from Cancun…
A loathsome old fellow named Ted
Loved Donald, a creep who once said,
“Your wife’s face is whack,
Your papa killed Jack,”
And Cruz followed wherever he led.
Jo
@JoJoFromJerz
There once was a small “man” named Ted.
Who in a crisis to Mexico fled.
He said with a smirk
Because he’s a terrible jerk
“Don’t blame me, blame my daughters instead”.
Sorry, is the insult here supposed to be that Biden has a big dick?
And so forth and so on.
The headline on HuffPost read:
Ted Cruz’s Dirty Limerick About Joe Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter Laughingstock
Now the problem here is the same one that always existed with Ted Cruz and others of their right wing nut cased ilk who think they're being funny and clever.
Ted Cruz does not know he is a Twitter laughingstock.
Ted Cruz will walk away from this thinking he was oh so clever and that he owned the liberals or some bullshit like that. It doesn't matter how sharp and witty these ripostes to Cruz's inane at humor may get.
Despite being called out for being stupid and lame and just not that funny, Ted Cruz will remain the smug self satisfied prick he's always been because he's over riding arrogance will not let him see it otherwise.
Or to put it another way...
TED CRUZ IS A LYING FUCK BASTARD!!!
And to prove he hasn't learned anything about punching people way above his intellectual weight class, Ted Cruz went after Liz Cheney with this bit of rhetoric.
“I think she falls into the category of people who Donald Trump just broke, just shattered.
She hates Donald Trump so much that it just has overridden everything in her system. She’s lashing out at Trump and Republicans and everything, and she’s become a Democrat, and it’s sad to watch what has happened. It is Trump derangement syndrome.”
Liz had something to say about that.
“Trump broke Ted Cruz. A real man would be defending his wife, and his father, and the Constitution.”
In addition to defending Trump's abuses of power and his egregious efforts at a coup on January 6th, Ted Cruz has failed to defend his wife and father, both of whom Donald Trump has insulted and told malicious lies about.
It might be nice to think of Ted Cruz balled up in a fetal position, withering away under Cheney's burn but Cruz is too stupid and arrogant to realize he's been insulted.
TED CRUZ IS A LYING FUCK BASTARD!!!
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