Marjorie's "Bye Y'all" To Congress

On Friday, Marjorie Taylor Greene announced her resignation from Congress effective January 5th, 2026.   

Donald Trump greeted the news with grace and dignity.

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Yeah, I'm just fucking with you. 

Here's what Li'l Donnie had to say about this.  

“Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown, because of PLUMMETING Poll Numbers, and not wanting to face a Primary Challenger with a strong Trump Endorsement (where she would have no chance of winning!), has decided to call it ‘quits'.”

“I think it’s great news for the country. It’s great.”

So Li'l Donnie is still trying to make that changing her last name from "Greene" to "Brown" thing work.

Dude, it's not landing like you think it is.  

Let's remember that Greene was one of Trump's most devoted acolytes in his MAGA cult.

This is Marjorie Taylor Greene decked out in MAGA gear cheering on der Führer at his 2025 State of the Union speech.

Things went south for Greene when she persisted in her calls to release classified documents related to late sex trafficker and Trump friend Jeffrey Epstein. 

She took issue with Trump's characterization of the Epstein files as a hoax and stood publicly and defiantly with the women who were victimized by Jeffrey Epstein and his partner in crime Ghislaine Maxwell. 

And while she was at it, Greene also took issue with Trump's handling of the recent government shutdown and the lack of a Republican plan to help people who are losing subsidies to afford health insurance policies.

She even argued that Trump had abandoned America. “If I am cast aside by MAGA Inc and replaced by Neocons, Big Pharma, Big Tech, Military Industrial Complex, foreign leaders, and the elite donor class that can’t even relate to real Americans, then many common Americans have been cast aside and replaced as well.”

When did Marjorie Taylor Greene become....  sensible?

It bears recalling that Greene was big on outlandish conspiracy theories.

Remember the one about forest fires being caused by Jewish space lasers?

Greene discovered what all Trump loyalists discover. 

Loyalty to Trump must be absolute with NO exceptions. Did you support der Führer 99% of the time? Trump will focus on the 1% you didn't. And loyalty to Trump does not buy any guarantee of reciprocation. 

So Donald Trump and snivelling sycophants like Speaker of the House did their damnedest to stop the release of the Epstein Files.  

Then after the House and the Senate passed a bill mandating the release of those files, Trump and his lackeys like press secretary Karoline Leavitt claimed he wanted to release the files all along. 

But Donald Trump is mad at Marjorie Taylor Greene for demanding the release of those files.

Oddly enough, do you know who Li'l Donnie isn't mad at?

New York City Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdami. 

Trump and Mamdami met in at the White House on Friday and Fox "News" was salivating on the big throw down between der Führer and the godless heathen Communist Mayor of NYC. 

Oh yeah, Trump's gonna show him what's what! It's gonna be epic! 

What they got was this:

“The better he does, the happier I am, I will say. There’s no difference in party, there’s no difference in anything. And we’re going to be helping him to make everybody’s dream come true, having a strong and very safe New York. And congratulations, Mr. Mayor.”

Trump was all smiles as he heaped gushing praise on Mamdami.

Man, Eric Trump would give up a big toe for a mere moment of the love and affection his dad was raining down on Zohran Mamdami. 

The even bigger love fest Donald Trump had in the White House was with the visiting Mohammed bin Salman, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.  You know, the guy American intelligence agencies said ordered the assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Donald Trump, Mister America First, threw American intelligence agencies under the bus and said Mohammed bin Salman is a good guy who did not do dat.  

Trump was laughing and smiling and (I shit you not!) holding Mohammed bin Salman's hand.  

While I'm glad that Mamdami got a positive experience at the White House, it does underscore a troubling habit for Donald Trump. He will agree with ANYBODY who is nice to him and is in front of him at any given moment.  As a bully, Trump is used to hurling his insults (like calling Mamdami a "communist lunatic") from a distance. 

Remove that distance and Trump will cowardly acquiesce to whoever has his attention at the moment.  

For the moment, Donald Trump is in love with Zohran Mamdami.

But don't get used to that, Zohran.

Remember Donnie and Marjorie were once very tight.

And he is out of love with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

What a crazy world we live in.