"It's just like The Walking Dead except for the lack of quality writing and in depth character development!" raves Zombie Home and Garden.
"Just like the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, viewers will envy the dead!" boasts US News & Zombie Report.
"For God's sake, don't leave the house! DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!" gushes Enterzombie Weekly.
"You will long for the sweet merciful release of death!" declares Ladies' Home Zombie.
So check your brain at the door and make plans to see...
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE III: The Revenge of the Hills!
Coming soon to a theater near you. And if we can sneak past the multiplex staff, we'll sneak it into a projector.
And it's quality writing like that which has propelled this blog for nearly 3 years and 899 posts. Tomorrow is the 900th post for I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You which is also a Doctor Who recap/review day. So be sure to pop back around then for another ALL NEW post of unimaginable power and grace. (Probably not but you never know.)
Until then, remember to be good to one another.