On Sunday, the family ventured forth from the Fortress of Ineptitude to go see Ralph Breaks the Internet, the sequel to 2012’s Wreck-It Ralph where Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz saved the arcade game Sugar Rush from Turbo's revenge.
Six
years later, Ralph and Vanellope are still friends, working their respective
arcade games by day, hanging out in Tappers at night after work.
For
Ralph, life is sweet. For him, the predictability of life and its routines are
comforting to him,
For
Vanellope, the predictability of life and its routines are source of frustration. She knows all the ins
and outs of Sugar Rush by heart. She wants something new.
To help make his friend happy, Ralph goes into the Sugar Rush game and creates a
secret bonus track for her. Vanellope
loves the new track but overriding the player controls causes the steering
wheel on the arcade game to get stuck, then break off and then break apart.
Mr.
Litwak, the arcade owner, discovers that getting a replacement steering wheel
for Sugar Rush is prohibitively expensive so he unplugs the game, leaving Vanellope
and her fellow racers homeless.
Ralph
and Vanellope venture onto the Internet via the arcade's newly installed Wi-Fi
router in order to obtain a new wheel on eBay. They find one and place a
winning bid but whoops! They must pay for it within 24 hours. Yikes! They’re just arcade game characters! They
don’t have money! (No pockets.)
Ralph
and Vanellope hook up with a pop-up advertiser named Spamley who sends them to
steal a valuable car from the online game Slaughter Race to earn money.
Ralph
and Vanellope steal the car but its owner Shank objects, taking the car back after
a high-speed chase throughout Slaughter Race. Shank is impressed with
Vanellope's driving skills so she points the pair towards the video sharing site
BuzzzTube and its chief algorithm Yesss. Ralph decides to raise money by
creating a series of videos that play off popular trends, earning money to buy
the wheel and return Vanellope to Sugar Rush.
Ralph's
videos become a viral sensation, and Yesss sends her staff into the Internet to
spam users with pop-up ad to promote them. Vanellope volunteers for this job
and is assigned to a Disney fansite, where she meets the Disney Princesses and
gains from them the inspiration to return to Slaughter Race.
Ralph
earns enough money to cover the eBay bid which is good but he makes the mistake
of reading the video comments which is usually a bad idea. Adding to Ralph’s blue mood is an overheard conversation
between Vanellope and Shank; Vanellope says she wants to leave the arcade.
In
a desperate bid to keep Vanellope as a friend and get her to return to the
arcade and to Sugar Rush, Ralph turns again to Spamley who sets up a meeting
with Double Dan, a virus designer hiding in the dark web. Double Dan gives
Ralph a virus that can replicate and broadcast any insecurity it finds. The
idea is to slow down Slaughter Race, making it unplayable so Vanellope will
want to go back home to the arcade.
You
know this is not a good idea.
Ralph
unleashes the virus in Slaughter Race which homes in on Vanellope's insecurity and
spreads it, causing the game to crash and nearly killing Ralph and Vanellope in
the process.
Ralph
admits to Vanellope what he did. This is
not something that Vanellope reacts well to at all, angrily demanding Ralph
leave her alone.
At
this moment, hurt, alone and confused, Ralph is feeling very insecure.
Guess
what virus picks now to slip out of Slaughter Race?
Suddenly
there are countless clones of Ralph destroying the internet, lashing out in
pain and confusion. The whole internet is going down.
An
attempt by Ralph, Vanellope and Yesss to lure the clones into an anti-virus
traps fails. After trying to fight off
the clones unsuccessfully, Ralph goes for a different tactic other than brute
strength. He lays some truth on the
clones, calling out his selfish possessiveness and admits that Vanellope's
desire to enter Slaughter Race does not mean that their friendship must end.
With his insecurities resolved, the giant Ralph virus monster disintegrates
underneath Ralph and drops him! Uh oh! But the Disney Princesses save him from
the fall.
The
Internet is restored but the happy ending is a little bittersweet as Vanellope does opt to stay in Slaughter Race while Ralph goes back to the arcade without her. Ralph is coming to terms with the new status quo of his life, engaging with other game characters, while staying in touch
with Vanellope through video chats. Ralph and Vanellope are still friends but in different worlds now.
I gotta admit, the ending hurts. I know first hand the stupidity that ensues when doing desperate things to keep someone you care about from leaving, only to force that person away. That's what Ralph very nearly does to Vanellope: his obsessive need to keep her as his friend almost destroys their friendship.
The cliche in a movie like this would be to end up with the two friends still side by side. The fact they are not side by side is a surprisingly realistic ending. We fade out with Ralph and Vanellope still friends but they're on different paths now. That happens.
Some other stuff of note: I am in love with Shank! a drop dead gorgeous car racer with the warm, exotic voice of Gal Gadot!
I am so in love.
So she's animated! Big deal!
The set piece in the middle where Vanellope meets the Disney princesses is very funny.
Later when the princesses show up to use their various powers to save Ralph like their the Avengers or something is a pretty cool sequence.
Watch out for Cinderella, though! She will straight up cut you.
Vanellope and the Disney princesses do have some trouble understanding Merida from Pixar's Brave. But she is from the "other studio".
Ralph Breaks the Internet is a flurry of sight gags and puns but it has a surprising emotional depth to it. I really enjoyed this movie a lot even it did make me sad.
I gotta admit, the ending hurts. I know first hand the stupidity that ensues when doing desperate things to keep someone you care about from leaving, only to force that person away. That's what Ralph very nearly does to Vanellope: his obsessive need to keep her as his friend almost destroys their friendship.
The cliche in a movie like this would be to end up with the two friends still side by side. The fact they are not side by side is a surprisingly realistic ending. We fade out with Ralph and Vanellope still friends but they're on different paths now. That happens.
Some other stuff of note: I am in love with Shank! a drop dead gorgeous car racer with the warm, exotic voice of Gal Gadot!
I am so in love.
So she's animated! Big deal!
The set piece in the middle where Vanellope meets the Disney princesses is very funny.
Later when the princesses show up to use their various powers to save Ralph like their the Avengers or something is a pretty cool sequence.
Watch out for Cinderella, though! She will straight up cut you.
Vanellope and the Disney princesses do have some trouble understanding Merida from Pixar's Brave. But she is from the "other studio".
Ralph Breaks the Internet is a flurry of sight gags and puns but it has a surprising emotional depth to it. I really enjoyed this movie a lot even it did make me sad.
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So she's animated! Big deal! |
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