The Tuesday TV Touchbase will be up later this morning.
But first....
Damn!
On Sunday, Donald Trump wrote a letter to the prime minister of Norway, Jonas Gahr Støre.
What follows is NOT a creation by some A.I. chatbot programmed in Li'l Donnie's mangled syntax.
The letter is real.
Trump really sent it.
Norway really got it.
Norway confirmed yeah, this is a real thing that really exists.
So ladies and gentlemen, these are the words of the President of the United States of America,
Behold!
Dear Jonas,
Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.
Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.
I have done more for NATO than any person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States.
The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.
Thank you! President DJT
What the unholy fuck is that?
I just can't even....
Let Seth Meyers do the heavy lifting on this one.
The Tuesday TV Touchbase is up later this morning.
No Donald Trump so that's good.
But there will be Nazis!
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