Saturday, November 30, 2019

Doctor Who: Experiencing Comprehension Deficiency

So this appeared on Twitter from BBC America and here is my comment on it.


Since the very awesome trailer for Doctor Who Series 12 came out last week, one persistent mystery remains apparently unsolved. 

When is the darn thing going to come out? 

Every resource I see still keeps pushing "Early 2020".  

Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020

OK, we get it! It's Early 2020! 

But there is one place that quote something a bit more precise about the debut of Doctor Who Series 12.


Saturday, November 23, 2019


Doctor Who Day!

Hi there! Welcome to Doctor Who Day!

56 years ago, on November 23, 1963, Doctor Who flickered across TV screens for the first time.

And what do we have for you for this Doctor Who Day? 

Wow! Doctor Who news!

Over the last week, we finally learned some things about Doctor Who Series 12.

One is when it will premier.  The season launches on New Year’s Day with part 1 of a 2 part episode.

And then, part 2 will air a mere 3 days later on Saturday, January 4th.

No episodes for a whole year then we get 2 over the course of 4 days? Feast or famine, that’s life in Doctor Who fandom.

Well, that seems very precise. 

And that was from my very own blog post made last Saturday right here at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You.  

But where the hell did I get my info if everybody still says...

Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020

I got my info from here.


Hey, it seemed legit to me! 

But I have not seen this very specific information presented anywhere else. 

So did I get suckered in by faulty intel? Why if 
Doctor Who Page 
dwpageofficial  has the inside straight on
this, why is no one else running with this information? 

For now, every one is still sticking with...

Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020
Early 2020

As for my intel from last week, we can just chalk that up to experiencing comprehension deficiency.  










Friday, November 29, 2019

"Oh My God, There’s Nothing There"


In article on POLITICO.com, writer Michael Kruse recounted a town hall held November 25th in Whippany, N.J. with U.S. house Representative Mikie Sherrill.


The first question was from a woman about impeachment.


“We sent you to Washington to get work done, for us and for our country, and it appears that for the last couple years all that has been going on is investigations. We honestly, can’t trust Adam Schiff …”


“Do you have a question?” a man yelled.


“Sit down!” another shouted.


Rep. Sherrill admonished the crowd, “Excuse me! We agreed to be respectful!”


Then Rep. Sherrill answered the question that was not quite a question. 


“So, as most of you know here, I did not run for office to impeach the president. I ran on taxes and health care and infrastructure. However, as somebody who spent her life working on issues of national security, as someone who spent her life working with foreign governments and our allies across the world, the president crossed a line for me when it seemed as if he had withheld critical military funding from a security partner because he wanted them to investigate an opponent of his in an election.”


The response to her comments was a chorus of cheers and boos.


After the town hall, a Republican named Ruth Anne, thought Rep, Sherrill’s answer was “very disturbing,” adding “I thought, by now, after the two weeks of hearings, she would have seen, ‘Oh, my God, there’s nothing there.’”


And I might respond to Ruth Anne if I could, “And I thought, by now, after the two weeks of hearings, you would have seen, ‘Oh, my God, Donald Trump has so much to answer for.’”


How did we get here?


It’s like we’re a group of travelers meeting up in Oklahoma City and we all agree we’re going to follow Interstate 40 to the west coast. Then half of us wind up Barstow, CA and the other half winds up in Wilmington NC. And both sides insist they are right.   


Over the course of two weeks of hearings, we were all on the same damn road and wound up in two different destinations.


Are the fact of the matter that much open to interpretation?


To the woman who opened the town hall by says, “We honestly, can’t trust Adam Schiff”, who pray tell exactly is “we”?  It’s not everybody in attendance. There are people there telling you to shut up. And on what basis do you infer your lack of trust in Adam Schiff?  


To Ruth Anne, exactly how closely were you paying attention to “the two weeks of hearings”? What is your evidentiary basis for saying Oh, my God, there’s nothing there.’”?


I think the opinions of these women owes less to their own examination of the facts before them and more to the what they are told to believe. Trump and his sycophants tell them that Adam Schiff cannot be trusted. Li’l Donnie and his loyal Fox New lap dogs instruct them that “there’s nothing there.’”


We’re not just up against Donald Trump’s abuse of power. We’re also up against a concerted effort to defend him at all costs, facts be damned.


When two weeks of hearings produce copious amounts of support that Donald Trump abused and misused the power of his office, the real damage to America reveals itself in women like Ruth Anne who cannot or will not accept the proof before her eyes and will insist, “Oh, my God, there’s nothing there.’”


Thursday, November 28, 2019

Gratitude


Since today is Thanksgiving, let’s talking about being thankful.

 

Let’s talk about gratitude.

 

When life feels “wrong”, it’s hard to remember all the things we can be grateful for. 

 

Objectively speaking, on the scales that weigh what is good in my life vs. what is wrong in my life, the scale that holds the good sinks under its weight down to the floor. The side with the bad rises high, unhindered by the relative pea sized ball of worry.

 

But guess which scale holds my attention?

 

I know compared to some many people, I have much to be grateful for.

 

A home, a job that pays the bills, a wife who stands by me no matter what, a daughter who I adore and I am very proud of. And so much more.

 

But the wiring in my head dwells on the obstacles, the pain, the limitations, the frustrations.

 

Make no mistake, the  obstacles, the pain, the limitations and the frustrations are, each in their own way, real.  But should the negative stand on the same level as the positive?

 

If a good day is a day without anything negative, there will never be a good day.

 

But so much of the space in my head is dedicated to the negative. 

 

If I may, I want to talk about Cory.

 

Cory is someone I go to church with, sing in the choir with. We’ve actually gone out to dinner a few times in the past, a guy’s night out sort of thing. I could say Cory is a friend. 

 

A few months back, Cory was diagnosed with cancer. He would have to undergo chemotherapy to beat back this disease. He announced his diagnosis on Facebook with a photo on himself in a t-shirt that read “Fuck Cancer”.

 

How cool is that, a church going person using the word “fuck”. I was impressed.

 

In the intervening weeks, Cory posted updates on his ongoing chemotherapy treatments, always with a positive attitude and a sense of humor. He referred to the chemo pump as “Pump McPumpface”. 

 

I still saw Cory at church on Sunday mornings. He seemed to be in good spirits but physically, he looked pale and gaunt. For al the positivity and humor, chemo was rough on him.

 

But it appears that chemo has been effective. The latest update reports that he is nearly clear of the cancer. He and his whole family pose with a photo of all of them sporting “Fuck Cancer” t-shirts.

 

Hell yeah! Fuck cancer!

 

For all that he has endured, all the pain from the cancer and the chemotherapy used to treat it, the message foremost in his mind was one of gratitude.

 

I can’t say I would have been as strong in similar circumstances.

 

Hell, I can barely tolerate having a sinus headache. How many times on this blog have I bitched about my face hurting? Whenever I have a sinus infection, I think that the results of either getting better or simply dying are win-win scenarios.

 

What would I do if I had cancer?  “Well, doc, I guess I’m gonna die then.”  The doctor would be prattling on about treatments, radiation, chemotherapy, surgery and what all and I would just say, “You know, that sounds like too much work. Let’s call it a day, why don’t we?” 

 

On the national stage, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek is battling pancreatic cancer. By all accounts, the chemotherapy treatment for this cancer can really do a number on a person, both physically and emotionally. Alex has noted in interviews the intense effect chemo has had on him.  One particular problem is the chemo leaves him with mouth sores which makes talking difficult.

 

And yet…

 

Since his diagnosis and the start of his treatment, Alex Trebek has not missed one single taping of an episode of Jeopardy. And when you see him on screen, he remains the genial host he has always been. If we didn’t know that Alex has cancer, you certainly cannot tell from his demeanor and his attitude. 

 

And when he talks about the challenge of having cancer and the rigors he has endured in fighting it, Alex Trebek always goes back to gratitude. He is thankful for all that he has done, is doing and hopes to do. 

 

It’s hard to imagine I would be so gracious while confronting so much pain. 

 

But the truth is that there is so much more to be thankful for than there is to regret.

 

It’s hard for me to see that as often as I should. 

 

Maybe it’s a matter of simply taking the time.

 

There’s a particularly moving sequence in A Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood where Fred Rogers and Lloyd Vogel are having lunch in a restaurant. Lloyd has hit rock bottom dealing with the stresses of his life, compounded by the knowledge that his father who abandoned him is now dying. Lloyd has a lot of anger towards his father and towards himself.  Mr. Rogers asks Lloyd to join him in a minute of silence and just think about the people who are important to us and who made us what we are. As Mr. Rogers says this, all the other patrons of the restaurant stop talking, put down their utensils and fall silent. And the camera focus on Mr. Rogers’ face, he’s also talking to the audience in the theater. Then the movie just lets a minute pass in total silence. 

 

The lesson Fred Rogers imparts in this silent moment is that we are who we are because of how others have shaped us. Lloyd’s abandonment by his father shaped Lloyd into a writer who champions for justice and truth.

 

There may be room for gratitude even for our regrets.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

A Hope For Thanksgiving Day


Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day.

 

If you are gathering with your extended family for a Thanksgiving meal, you will likely be in the company of at least one person who will be elderly and/or very religious.

 

Yay, you will walk in the valley of the shadow of the Trump supporter. 

 

In general, the elderly and the very religious are all in with supporting Donald Trump. A steady diet of Fox News with anger fueled diatribes from Hannity, Ingraham and Carlson have made sure that the elderly and the very religious have their anger stoked to a conflagration of grievances that Donald Trump, “chosen by God” (to quote Rick Perry), is being brutally and harshly persecuted. 

 

Maybe the elderly and/or the very religious in your family have managed to hold their tongues during previous family gatherings.

 

But with impeachment on the table, this year may be different.

 

You may be tempted to engage with these elderly and/or very religious persons.

 

You might think you have facts on your side.

 

You may think you have truth and justice and the goddam US Constitution on your side.

 

Please do not engage. You will not win this fight.

 

These elderly and/or very religious persons will be armed with every conspiracy theory propagated by Donald Trump, Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan and the echo chamber of Fox News and it will not matter than all of these conspiracies will have long since been invalidated.


it will be hard to resist. But please remember the wisdom of Bill Murray: It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”

 

Here’s hoping for a Happy Thanksgiving. May mouths being filled with food and not political bile.

And any complaining is reserved to how much the Dallas Cowboys suck!

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Tuesday TV Touchbase (11/26/2019)


Time now for another Tuesday TV Touchbase

 

What the heck are my wife Andrea and I watching on TV?



The Good Place

OK, we’re back on track now. Just as we’re nearing the end.

 

I’m sorry but the new experiment just wasn’t working for me. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it’s because Trent was just to damn unredeemable a character? He doesn’t see the need to be a better person because he has no concept of himself as someone other than a perfectly good person. You know, I watch TV to get away from reality and there’s a damn Donald Trump expy in the middle of The Good Place. Really?!?!

 

But the last two episodes have brought the focus back to the original crew where it belongs.

 

And last week’s episode? Chidi’s message to himself:  There is no “answer”. But Eleanor is the answer.

 

Oh, if I wasn’t emotionally dead inside,  I might cry.  

 

Perfect Harmony

Andrea still likes this show. I am learning to tolerate it more. Last week’s Thanksgiving themed episode had some good laughs. I especially responded to “the plastic bag of plastic bags”. I don’t know if that’s a southern thing but I know a lot of homes in the south that have a plastic bag filled with plastic bags.  My mom kept a plastic bag filled with more plastic bags.

 

And Arthur comes to the realization that his day with this gang of Kentucky kooks was better than his day alone. 

 

There might be hope for this show after all. 

 

Young Sheldon

We know from Big Bang Theory that Sheldon went to college at age 11. So far in Young Sheldon, our young genius is still 10. Last week’s episode involves efforts by a local university to get Sheldon into college by bribing his father George with a high paying college coaching job. But the high school principal doesn’t want to lose Sheldon Cooper. Yes, the prepubescent Mr. Cooper can be a pain in the ass to his teachers but apparently his test scores alone are elevating school standards enough to receive a higher level of federal funding. So the teachers are ordered to be nice to Sheldon, the principal gives Sheldon the key to the faculty restroom and George keeps getting bribes in the form of a new desk chair and a golden whistle. 

 

Jim Parsons as adult Sheldon narrates that at age 10, Sheldon stayed in high school and would not go to college until age 11. So that’s still a thing that’s coming.

 

Andrea likes George. I hate to break it to her than if the show does hold to the backstory established in BBT, Sheldon’s dad will die in a few years. Which is a shame because I really like George Cooper too. 

 

The Crown

Andrea and I watched the two first two episodes of the 3rd season of The Crown.  We started this damn thing because Andrea will follow former Doctor Who star Matt Smith almost anywhere. But now Matt is gone but we’re committed to this thing. The whole main cast has been swapped with new actors coming in as our principal characters age.

 

Olivia Colman slips into the role of Queen Elizabeth very readily. The continuity from Claire Foy is virtually seamless with Colman as a more mature version of the same character. Or as the Queen so cheekily refers to her older self as “an old bat” while reviewing updated postage stamps of her updated visage.  

 

Helena Bonham Carter takes over as Princess Margaret and builds on the work of Vanessa Kirby from the first two seasons. As before, Margaret chafes at the structures of royal life while longing for more of a role in that life. An unexpected diplomatic coup takes place when Margaret charms a reluctant President Johnson in approving a financial aid package for the United Kingdom. Margaret’s defiance of the rules of royalty works this time as she’s dealing with a world leader who is not one for pomp or circumstance. The highlight of episode two is the Prime Minister’s embarrassed recounting to the queen of a drunken battle of naughty limericks between the Princess and the President.

 

Such as this one told by Princess Margaret.

 

There as a young woman in Dallas

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallas.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And her asshole in Buckingham Palace

 

Yes, the Queen looks upon this very awkwardly.

 

But as Princess Margaret, caught up in the full blush of her diplomatic success, opines her sister the Queen for an expanded role in royal affairs, Prince Phillips reminds his wife that Margaret got lucky once.

 

Speaking of Prince Phillip, this the one actor transition that does not work for me. Tobias Menzies is so different in tone, voice and appearance from Matt Smith, there is virtually no continuity in the character of Prince Phillip from the first two seasons to the 3rd. Unlike the other actor transitions, it’s hard for me to see Menzies as an older version of Matt Smith. 


And that's that for this post.


Whoops! Forgot about Stumptown. I'll cover that in next week's Tuesday TV Touchbase.

Monday, November 25, 2019

A Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood


So on Sunday afternoon, Andrea and I ventured forth from the Fortress of Ineptitude to go to a special neighborhood to visit with a very kind man in a red cardigan.

 

A Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood is a remarkable film. But let’s be clear about what this movie is not.

 

It is not a bio pic about Fred Rogers, the host of the beloved and influential children’s program, Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

 

It is a story that demonstrates how and why Mr. Rogers was so beloved and influential.

 

We meet Lloyd Vogel, a magazine writer with a reputation as a hard nose investigator with a penchant for exposing people in unflattering ways.

 

Lloyd is under stress as a new father with a new born son. 

 

Lloyd also has a major chip on his shoulder as it relates to his father, Jerry. At his sister’s (latest) wedding, Lloyd has a hostile encounter with Jerry where punches are thrown. 

 

Lloyd is given an assignment by his editor to do a puff piece on Fred Rogers.  Lloyd doesn’t want to do it but his editor reminds him who’s the boss.

 

So Lloyd Vogel is off to Pittsburgh to the public TV station where Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood is produced to interview Mr. Rogers.

 

It is an interview that gets turned on it’s head as Mr. Rogers starts asking Lloyd questions. Mr. Rogers’ genuine and sincere interest in Lloyd Vogel is palpable. Lloyd is a bit rattled to discover that Mr. Rogers backstage is the same guy who talks to children in front of the camera. 

 

Lloyd Vogel cannot believe that Fred Rogers is really that kind, that caring.

 

But over the course of the movie, as the spiraling pressures of fatherhood and the fraught relationship with his own estranged father push harder on Lloyd, he find in his repeated encounters with Mr. Rogers that the man is really what he seems to be, sincerely kind and genuinely concerned with the welfare of others. 

 

There are very brief hints of some fractures in the Mr. Rogers persona. Certain questions from Lloyd seem to give Fred Rogers pause and there’s hint in his eyes of regret or even anger. It is only a hint that barely even registers but its enough to remind us that Mr. Rogers is still human even as he has an almost preternatural influence on people around him.  

 

Enough cannot be said about the performance of Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers. Hanks captures the cadence and tone of Fred Rogers without descending into caricature. There are several quiet moments where Mr. Rogers says nothing but Hanks still captivates with his eyes, the sincerity of his gaze as he ponders Lloyd Vogel’s life and seeks to guide Lloyd to a better understanding of his anger and his frustration. 

 

A Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood is a beautiful couple of hours with a dear friend, a caring and kind friend. 

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Life at the Fortress of Ineptitude


Well, it’s been an interesting week here at the Fortress of Ineptitude.


For the first time in over a year, my wife Andrea wasn’t home all week here at the fortress. She began her new job on Monday. 


Her old job may have screwed her over royally when they laid her off last fall but she did score a pretty sweet severance package. But those funds are finite and starting to wind down. 


Besides, Andrea just needed to get out of the house. 


We’re navigating this new work situation with one car. So far, we’re making it work. 3 days a week, we carpool. The other 2 days, she drives herself and I work from home.


I’m not a big fan of working from home. There are times during the work day when I get tired and I wish I could go home. But I just suck it up and push through the rest of the day.


Except when I’m working from home, getting tired and wishing I can go home is problematic in that I am in fact already home. 


In my office at work, the distance to my bed and nap time can be measured in miles.


Working from home, the distance to my bed and nap time can be measured in feet. 


Working from home can be challenging. 


Another thing new at the Fortress of Ineptitude this past week is we now have a new roof.


The new roof was installed on Tuesday which was a carpool day. The roofer we hired suggested that I probably didn’t want to work at home that days as tearing off the old roof and putting on the new roof could be kind of loud.


I still go to see the roofers in action anyway thanks to another misadventure with our security system. 


I got a call from our security company that our alarm was going off. As I’ve mentioned in a prior post, we had some problems with the fire alarm going off without an actual fire.  We had it fixed, then fixed again, then replaced. 


It’s been working fine but now the security alarm, not the fire detector, was going off. I realized that the vibrations of the roof workers might have set off the alarm. The security person said he would shut off the alarm and the security system remotely.  I figured I better still go out there to make sure I was right and no one was robbing the fortress.


Before we finally buckled down last summer to seriously organize our out of control clutter, I was frequently tempted to leave the alarm off and the door unlock. On the door I would attach a note that read, “If you are going to rob this house, take EVERYTHING! If you take ALL of the crap inside, I will not prosecute.” Andrea disagreed with that idea. 


Anyway, I got to the Fortress of Ineptitude and sure enough, there was a team of guys on the roof peeling off the ancient shingles.


I called out to the workers, “Hey, how are you guys doing today?”


One of them answered, “Hola a ustedes.”


“I live here. Just wanted to see if everything’s going all right.”


They looked at me puzzled.


“Well, I’ll be heading back to work. Good day, gentlemen!”


One of them waved and said, “Buenos días a ti también, bastardo blanco!” 


What nice guys!


Anyway, the roof looks great and matches the roofs of our neighbors who had the good sense to replace their shingles long before me. 


Our daughter Randie will be home in a few days for Thanksgiving.  It will be good to have her back home here at the Fortress of Ineptitude.

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