Prior to Monday, the big story that had right wind nutcases all in a tizzy of a rant of a snit was that Cracker Barrel was adding plant based sausage to it's breakfast menu.
But the mere idea that Cracker Barrel would add vegan sausage to the menu was just too much for some people to bear. Threats of "Well, I guess I'm never going to eat at Cracker Barrel again" rang out all over right wing media.
It was the biggest story of right wing nut case rage...
Until the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago on Monday.
Donald Trump himself broke the story on Truth Social, his alleged social media site, about the “siege” by FBI agents which Li'l Donnie described as a “weaponization of the Justice System by Radical Left Democrats.”
OK, so what is, as they say, up?
Well, we can only guess. We do know the Justice Department is investigating Trump’s alleged mishandling of classified documents when he scampered away from the White House for Florida back in 2021. We don't know what the actual impact is of these reported mishandled documents on national security or other government concerns.
So the FBI came a calling with a warrant issued by a judge to take a look around the place, checking offices and closets.
“They even broke into my safe!” Trump complained.
Given Trump's reported habit of shoving torn documents into toilets, the FBI should've poked around the bathrooms too.
So everyone who had previous been worked up over Cracker Barrel's vegan sausage found something new to be angry about.
Various Trump supporting nutterati have declared the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago as a flashpoint for war.
Hey, you know how conservatives got their panties in a bunch over "defund the police"? In the wake of the FBI's actions on Monday, Republican congressmen have called for the FBI and the Justice Department to be defunded.
Even Mike Pence spoke out against the FBI raid. Really, dude? You're defending Donald Trump now? Do you not remember this motherfucker was OK with you being hanged by the neck until you were dead?
One talking point that Donald Trump use and has been echoed over and over and over is that it is unprecedented that a former President should be treated this way.
Well, I agree with that point: that it IS unprecedented that a former President should be treated this way.
But I would also point out that it is unprecedented that we've ever had a former President who was such a lying, petulant, bullying, unintelligent, sociopathic, dishonorable, treasonous, gutless, moronic, heartless, soulless, slimy, (sorry, this does goes on a bit) loathsome, vile, incompetent, psychotic, crooked, disgusting, reprehensible, revolting (almost there, folks!), horrible, malicious, obnoxious, hateful, small minded, despicable god damn, motherfucking piece of shit!
And all those other equally maladapted morons who this piece of shit is worth going to war over, well, you all can just go fuck yourselves and choke on a fucking Cracker Barrel vegan sausage!
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