Dave-El here at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that doesn't know the meaning of the word "Honorificabilitudinitatibus".
Well, it's Friday and that means I torture the internet with funny* and insightful** commentary on news headlines through the week called Broken News!
*No, not really.
Broken News: when news is breaking, we make sure it stays broken.
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#BrokenNews “Winner of $590 million Powerball steps forward” I promised to love you always, er (Psst! Gloria McKenzie) Gloria McKenzie
21. #BrokenNews “Justin Bieber signs up for trip to space” Later, after launch, a horrified Beebs learns his ticket is one way.
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