Greetings, fellow citizens of Earth!
And welcome to my blog!
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You!
- Penguin: Wauk! Wauk! You can't stop me, Batman!
- Robin: Holy fish entrails, Batman! What are we going to...?
- Batman shoots Penguin.
- Penguin: Arrrgghh!
- Robin: You shot him? Man, you ALWAYS do that.
- Penguin: *gurgle*
- Big Belly Burgers, Home of the Gastric Bypass Special. That intestinal bleeding means its time for another Big Belly Burger!
- Soder Cola. When you're feeling slow, drink the fizz that makes you whiz: Soder Cola!
- Lex Mart. Committed to low prices and family values. Just try and save somewhere else and we'll kill your family. Lex Mart: the most BANG for your BUCK!