05/31/2013
Hi, there! Welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog for those with refined, sophisticated tastes...looking for something NOT refined and sophisticated.
Dave-El here and ready to collapse in my fortress bed and sleep for a week. But before I do, lets crunch some #BrokenNews! Other news outlets seek to Break the News. We leave the News shattered into little, bitty pieces.
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#BrokenNews
“Bachmann Will Not Seek Re-Election In 2014” She will focus on preparing for an invasion
by Martians. Gay Liberal Martians.
#BrokenNews “GOP Freaking Out About Obama's Attempt To
Fill Empty Court Seats”
GOP demands Obama appoint Judge Reinhold!
For those of you born after the 1980's, this is Judge Reinhold and he is not an actual judge. |
#BrokenNews “U.S. Drone Strike Kills 7 In Pakistan” Drone#167-J is determine to beat Drone
#217-K for that “Drone of the Year” award.
#BrokenNews “Atheists Can't Be Saved After All, Vatican
Says” Swear to God,
atheists just can’tcatch a break!
#BrokenNews “Issa
Makes New Benghazi Demand” Now he wants his Benghazi gluten free!
#BrokenNews “More violent weather threatens
US” It’s gotten worse
since weather started carrying guns.
A case of the pot
calling the kettle ‘anti-semitic’.
#BrokenNews “Courtney Love tells Amanda Bynes to 'pull it together'” How bad is it in when Courtney Love is giving advice on public
behavior.
#BrokenNews “Debunked Economists Face Even More
Embarassment” They forgot
to wear pants again. (The Spongebob boxers didn’t help.)
#BrokenNews “Did Starbucks Use Toilet Water To Brew
Coffee?” Well, my latte
did taste a lot better yesterday.
#BrokenNews “Al Qaeda magazine urges more
attacks”
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#BrokenNews “Honey Boo Boo's family woes:
Dad sick, dog dead” Toss in a truck break down
& you’ve got yourself a country song.
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