AXOLOTL!!!!

Today's post will address how Donald Trump is decimating the...

NO! 

NO!

NO!

Enough of this motherfucker!  

Today's post is about something better!! 

Something smarter and wiser!!!

Dear reader, I present....

THE AXOLOTL!!!

Yes, the Axolotl, a most unusual Earth Creature! 

The Axolotl, the pinnacle of all life in all of creation!!!

I am the Axolotl! 
I am the giver of Life!!
I am the harbinger of Death!!
I am the fire of time's beginning!!
I am the icey cold of time's end!!
I am the Alpha Axolotl!!
I am the Omega Axolotl!!
Bow to me all who live!!
Bow to me all ye dominion of the dead!!
I am the Axolotl of this Earth, this realm!!
I am the Axolotl of Infinity!!
Beware my power!!! 
I am... the Axolotl!!!

"Honestly, we have NO fucking idea
what the fuck that was all about!"