Well, how do you like that! Taylor Swift is engaged to football player Travis Kelce.
“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married,” the couple said in a joint post on Instagram on Tuesday.
I mean, I know my chances were remote. I was 257,432, 109th in line but still...
I'm saying I still had a chance.
A chance to lose my heart then have it broken and shattered completely when Taylor wrote an entire album of music about the experience.
I suppose there's always Arianna Grande; I'm 218,549, 327th in line for that one.
Good luck, Taylor! I hope it all works out for you.
And if not...
The divorce will get us a kick ass double album for sure.
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