Wally the What the Fuck Frog Strikes Again

 It's been a minute since I posted about the latest bullshit from Donald Trump and the snivelling sycophants who do his bidding.  

To play catch up, I will be assisted by Wally the What the Fuck Frog.

Say hello to everybody, Wally!  

So....

Trump and Putin meet in Alaska to discuss Ukraine. 

The convicted felon rolls out the red carpet for the war criminal and got nothing for it. 

Before the meeting...

Trump: "I demand a ceasefire!"

After the meeting...

Trump: "Ceasefires are overrated!"

Putin convinced Trump he wants to skip "cease fire" and go straight to a peace agreement.  "Peace" being defined as "Russia gets to keep all the territory it stole from Ukraine".  

Not so much "peace" as "surrender". 

Trump thinks President Zelensky should take the deal. 

Zelensky travelled to Washington DC to meet with Trump and to avoid the dust up that occurred the last time Trump meet with Zelensky in February, the Ukrainian President brought friends. 

Leaders from Europe and NATO accompanied Zelensky to make sure that Trump understands that Putin's "deal" is just Russia seeking Ukraine's surrender.

Well, it seemed to work. Li'l Donnie's small mind is easily influenced by whoever is in front of him.  

The next day after a call to Putin, Trump was back on the pro-Russia bandwagon.

Meanwhile, Trump continued his war against America!

He took over Washington DC with armed troops to solve the crime emergency of roving mutant ravagers turning the capital into a hellscape.  

Except that's not happening.

That didn't stop several Republican governors calling up National Guard troops to join the effort of saving Washington from itself.

Trump wants to send troops to other cities.

Li'l Donnie claims black women are begging him to send the army to Chicago.  

Other Republicans jumping to Trump's beck and call was the Texas state legislature who did what Li'l Donnie told them to do: gerrymander the hell out of Texas' voting district to give the state 5 more Republican seats in Congress after the 2026 mid term elections.

Oh, poor dear American democracy. It was nice while it lasted.

And Trump declared war on the Smithsonian for being too "woke" because they're focused on slavery being bad and not how great and awesome America is.  

Sigh!

Here is the official position of I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuse You on the subject of slavery.

Slavery is bad.

And Li'l Donnie continues to rail against news he doesn't like.

You remember how he fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics for delivering bad employment numbers?

Well, over at the Pentagon, the general who wrote the report that the air strikes on Iran did NOT obliterate their nuclear program was fired.  

Next up: Trump fires all the mirrors in the White House for daring to tell him he's old and fat.

 And I have not covered all of the WTF stuff associated with Donald Trump and his enablers. 

Like, for example, Trump killing a wind farm project off shore from Rhode Island that was 80% complete with 45 of 60 turbines already installed. The wind farm would have to capacity to provide power to 350,000 homes.  

But Trump HATES windmills (they kill birds and cause cancer and look bad!) so the wind farm needs to go. Contradicting years of studies and research that went into this project. Who cares about that? der Furher says NO so it hasn to go.

And there is so much more.

There is too much shit for one sad What the Fuck frog to cope with at one time.

Take a break, Wally, for now, anyway.

Sadly this nightmare clown show is not done.