It's Movie Time!
Today's feature film is the story of a man who lost his wife at sea. Nowhere to be found and presumed dead, the man after several years has his beloved wife declared legally dead and then proceeds to get married to another woman.
Of course is this the time when the first wife turns up alive and all sorts of shenanigan ensue.
If this plot sounds familiar, this is the ground covered by My Favorite Wife from 1940 which I posted about on Sunday, April 23, 2023. This film starred Cary Grant as the husband and Irene Dunne as the long lost wife with Gail Patrick as the wannabe 2nd wife.
In 1962, 20th Century Fox commissioned a remake of the film called Something's Got To Give with Dean Martin as the husband, Marilyn Monroe as the first wife and Cyd Charisse as the replacement wife. Production fell apart owing to Monroe's persistent failure to show up on set (due to her drug dependencies and mental health struggles) and she was fired and Dean Martin quit. Monroe would die shortly thereafter by suicide (or if you believe in conspiracy theories involving the Kennedy family, "mysterious circumstances").
Fox made another go of it 1963 with Move Over Darling with Doris Day, James Garner, and Polly Bergen.
Lawyer Nick Arden is at the courthouse looking to take care of two things at once. Efficient guy, our Nick, looking to save on gas money and postage.
1) Get the missus declared legally and most sincerely dead. It's been five years since wife Ellen fell out of a plane into the ocean and she hasn't turned up yet.
2) Get a new missus. He's got a new woman in his life name Bianca and he wants to expedite getting married to here because it's been five years, dude!
The judge is a bit confused but eventually it gets sorted.
Ellen is dead.
Bianca is married.
Off to Monterey for Nick and Bianca and their legally sanctioned heteronormative sexual intercourse!!
Meanwhile, a judge may have ruled she's dead but Ellen would take issue with that decision.
A U.S. Navy submarine has deposited Ellen back home after rescuing her from a deserted island.
Since they were babies when she was lost at sea, Ellen's kids do not recognize her and Ellen is uncertain how break that news to them.
And there's the no small matter of her husband's new wife so Ellen is off to Monterey to stop the legally sanctioned heteronormative sexual intercourse!
Nick is overjoyed to be reunited with Ellen but there is the small matter of dear Bianca who is waiting in the honeymood suite horny as hell for her new hubby.
Nick manages to avoid the legally sanctioned heteronormative sexual intercourse which ticks off a frustrated and angry Bianca.
But he is also slow in telling her the truth that his first wife is still alive which makes Ellen angry as well.
Then there is also the matter of Ellen's survival on a deserted island.
She was not alone.
There was a man named Stephen.
Ellen assures Nick nothing happened and seeks to convince him by introducing a nebbish shoe clerk played by Don Knotts as Stephen.
Nick learns the truth that the real Stephen is a rugged outdoors type of guy played by a young Chuck Connors and now Nick is angry with Ellen.
The whole mess winds up in court in front the of the same judge we met at the start of the movie and if he was confused before, wait until he has to sort out this mess.
- Nick has been charged with bigamy what with Ellen actually being alive when he married Bianca.
- Bianca is looking for an annulment.
- Ellen wants to have her death certificate made null and void.
- And speaking of null and void, Ellen would like a divorce from Nick please.
Well, this is a fine how do you do, ain't it?
Spoiler: it all works out in the end.
Meta Reference Dept
Ellen mentions once seeing an old movie starring Cary Grant and Irene Dunne about a man who got remarried after thinking his first wife was dead which is My Favorite Wife, the movie that Move Over, Darling is remaking.

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