Thursday, July 9, 2015

Reheated Tweets! Tweeted AND Reheated For Your Pleasure!

Hi there! Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog with EXTRA chlorine! That stinging sensation means it's working! 

Today I present a random selection of stuff 'n' junk from my Twitter feed (which can be found here) for your blog reading enjoyment. (And most certainly for my not having to come up with an original idea for a blog post enjoyment.)  


Hey, guys! You can get a human soup bowl on Amazon! 
And look! The soup actually has humans in it! 


Jun 13
The attack of the picklesaurus is my favorite scene in Vlasic World.


  1. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: The College Years 
  2. Saved By the Taco Bell 

*phone rings* 
"Is your refrigerator running?" 
"It's providing sufficient cooling at maximum efficiency." 
"Well, you better...what?"

*phone rings* 
"Hello, sir! Can we interest you in-" 
"DRUGS? YOU SELLING DRUGS? I would really be interested in THAT! I NEED DRUGS!"

*knock knock*
"Have you thought about your relationship with Jesus?" 
"Sometimes when I'm torturing teens in my basement. Why?"


Li'l Dave-El: "I don't wanna go to bed early!" 
Ol' Dave-El: "Hey, I get to go to bed early? Sweet!"


Jeb Bush promises "to run with heart". 
"No one told us about this," replied Ann and Nancy Wilson.


Here's a Tweet I did NOT originate but it's stuck in my head for several weeks now and I wanted to share it here.  

[dinner date] 
(be cool, don't let her know ur a t-rex) 
So, u like the food? 
Her: Yes. Can u pass the salt? 
[eats her] 


And that is what it is for today. What kind of foolishness will be here tomorrow? Your guess is as good as mine. 

Until then, remember to be good to one another. 

And for no apparently reason other than to drive traffic to this blog....

Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard! 

You're welcome!  

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