OK, Saran Wrap. Sticks to ever damn thing except the thing you want it to stick to.
TAPE! Dammit! Tape does the same thing. The first thing tape wants to stick to is itself.
If I'm going to name check the Dukes of Hazzard, I have to (I mean I HAVE to) post a pic of Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke!
It's not just a good idea; it's the LAW!
OK, here's something else that annoys me: Why do I most want to stay in bed in the morning when I most need to be getting up? But when I don't have to get up, BAM! Wide awake at 5 frickin' AM!
I think my brain is plotting against me.