Hello
there!
This
post is going up live on a Sunday morning. But are you in church today?
Maybe
not due to the vagaries of the semi-annual time change hell we put ourselves
through this weekend here in the U.S. of A.
This
weekend is “spring forward” which means we lose an hour of our weekend.
This
is stupid and we don’t really need to do this ourselves.
That
we still call this time scale “Daylight Savings Time” is inherently bogus. The
time scale we call “standard time” is NOT the standard. We are on standard time
less than we are on “DST”.
We’re
not saving any daylight. Yeah, it stays day light longer in the evening but
just mean who have to haul your ass up in the morning in the pitch black
darkness.
Another
reason I HATE “Daylight Savings Time” is that it takes all night to get dark.
And I’ve been doing that joke for nearly 50 years and one day, someone is going
to laugh at it! Laugh, damn you! LAUGH!
OK,
“Daylight Savings Time” makes me a little crazy.
Anyway,
you may not be in church because you lost an hour of sleep last night.
Or
maybe you’re not in church because you’re frickin’ disillusioned with Christianity.
And
if you are, it might be because of this
asshole. Behold: Robert Jeffress, head pastor of the First Baptist Dallas
megachurch.
“Evangelicals
still believe in the commandment: Thou shalt not have sex with a porn star. However,
whether this president violated that commandment or not is totally irrelevant
to our support of him.”
Robert
Jeffress was on (where else?) Fox News on Thursday when he had this to say. “Evangelicals
knew they weren’t voting for an altar boy when they voted for Donald Trump. We
supported him because of his policies and his strong leadership.”
Jeffress
suggested there’s pretty much nothing Trump can do to alienate him as long as
he delivers on those policies.
“I‘m
his friend,” he said. “I will never walk away.”
Porn
star Stormy Daniels was reportedly paid $130,000 just before the 2016 election
to keep silent about an alleged affair with Trump. Now she is suing the
president, claiming the agreement is invalid because he never signed it.
Robert
Jeffress, head pastor of the First Baptist Dallas megachurch, really doesn’t
care if Li’l Donnie Trump fucked Stormy Daniels or not, as long as evangelicals
are getting something out of Trump.
So
in addition to that hour of lost sleep last night, stuff like this from Robert
Jeffress, head pastor of the First Baptist Dallas megachurch, is not to make
you mutter “Oh why bother?”, roll over and go back to sleep on this Sunday
morning.
Here
is some more bullshit from Robert Jeffress, head pastor of the First Baptist
Dallas megachurch.
Last
year, he said NFL players who kneel to protest racial injustice should “be
thanking God” they haven’t been “shot in the head.”
He
also said Trump has God’s support if he wants to “take out” North Korean
dictator Kim Jong Un.
Robert
Jeffress, head pastor of the First Baptist Dallas megachurch, seems to support
murder against those who he disagrees with, hardly what one would describe as a
good Christian perspective.
Who can blame you for missing church this fine Sunday morning?
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