Yesterday,
I put up a blog post titled What
The Fuck Is Trump Babbling About Now?
I think if I were to change the name of
this blog from I’m So Glad My Suffering
Amuses You to What The Fuck Is Trump
Babbling About Now? ,
I would never run out of material.
Anyway,
yesterday’s post was how Li’l Donnie got his granny panties in a knot over a caravan
of migrants making their way north towards the U.S. This was a threat that
apparently Trump regarded with the same fear one might reserve for seeing the
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse riding over a hill. Trump said he would deploy
U.S. troops along the Mexican border until he got his wall, nyah, nyah, nyah,
nyah.
Well,
it seems the Mexican government intervened with the caravan, suggested that they
might want to chill a bit with the whole marching northward thing.
Then
Trump graciously thanked his partners in the Mexican government for their help
and oh my God, you know I can’t keep going on with THAT sentence.
No,
Trump took credit for the actions of the Mexican government, citing that they
did what they did because he demanded it.
He
may have a point if it went down like this.
President of Mexico: “Look, can we do something about that caravan of migrants so that
fucking moron Trump will shut the fuck up?”
So
good job, Li’l Donnie!
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