I
still remember the soul crushing, stomach churning feeling of the night of
November 8th, 2016, very well.
The
numbers kept coming in and the inexorable fact was sickeningly unavoidable:
American was about to elect a fucking moron for President.
It
wasn’t any kind of particular sadness that Hillary Clinton was losing. I mean,
I think Satan himself could’ve been on the other side of the ticket from Donald
Trump and I would’ve been heartsick that American was electing a fucking moron
for President.
So
American elected a fucking moron for President, something that fucking moron
never lets us forget.
So
why is Hillary Clinton still a thing?
Trump
brings her up repeatedly. Still refers to her by his campaign nickname for her,
Crooked Hilary. Fox News pundits breathlessly bloviate over the slightest news
that Hillary Clinton was up to the slightest suspect action.
FOX NEWS ALERT!!!
IS HILLARY CLINTON
SPYING ON HER NEIGHBORS!!
Hillary
Clinton has her neighbors mail!! Hillary Clinton CLAIMS the mail was delivered
to her home by accident and delivered to her neighbor when this so-called error
was discovered!!
FOX NEWS ALERT!!!
WHAT IS HILLARY
CLINTON HIDING?!?!
The
United States Post Office confirms mail was delivered on Hillary Clinton’s
street at 2:00 PM!! Hillary Clinton did not hand over the mail intended for her
neighbor until 3:15 PM!!
Sean Hannity: Could Hillary Clinton be in COLLUSION with
DEEP STATE Obama loyalists in the United States Post Office?!?!
15 minutes after Hannity:
Here is REAL COLLUSION! Crooked Hillary still crooked! USPS working against Trump, for Obama! Spying on Americans! Drain the swamp! LOCK HER UP! #MAGA Must build WALL!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
I
feel compelled to clarify that I made up the preceding scenario. I mean, it
should be fairly obvious all that stuff above was meant as satire. Unless you’re
a fucking moron.
Dave-El of the FAILING I’m So Glad My Suffering Amuses You reporting FAKE NEWS! Colluding with Crooked Hillary, Cheating Obama! Dave-El is a LOSER, weak, cries a lot LOSER! I’m President, you are NOT! #MAGA Drain swamp! MUST BUILD WALL!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
Anyway.
So
Hillary Clinton took time out from stealing her neighbor’s mail (Did you NOT
see the FOX NEWS ALERT?) to say this:
“When
he can’t think of anything to say, Trump starts chanting it and you sit there
and you think, ‘Does he think I was elected?’ I said something publicly a few
months ago, Fox News is always trying to impeach me, so someone needs to tell
them that it doesn’t apply to a private citizen. I would hope that we can change the political
culture. Because I don’t want anybody going through that. I don’t care who you
are. I don’t care how much I agree or disagree with you. To be lied about
persistently, to be vilified is very harmful.”
All
right, them’s fightin’ words!
From the “Fox &
Friends” Twitter feed: “HILLARY AT IT AGAIN. The failed presidential nominee
going on yet another post-election rant against President Trump, Putin, &
Fox News.”
“Fox & Friends”
co-host Jackie Ibanez said on-air: “Well it’s been 512 days since Hillary
Clinton was historically defeated by President Trump, yet she is still speaking
her mind about how she believes America got it all wrong, of course.”
Later on Sean
Hannity’s website: “HILLARY UNHINGED: Clinton Says FOX NEWS is
Trying to ‘IMPEACH’ Her.”
Jesse Watters on “The
Five”:
“I don’t even know what to say about her anymore. I really don’t. We’ve run out
of things to say about her.”
Really?
Hillary Clinton’s name has already been mentioned at least 60 times this week
on the network. Pretty good coverage for a private citizen who I think doesn’t
have a job.
You
know earlier, when I joked that “Satan himself could’ve been on the other side
of the ticket from Donald Trump”, there’s a hardcore demographic of Fox News
viewers that think that with Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee, Satan was
on the other side of the ticket from Donald Trump. And that concept is still
good for business over on Fox News.
Which is why is Hillary Clinton still a thing.
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