- Be sure to stare at the ceiling really hard! There could be ghosts up there!
- Enjoy the worry free pooping while you can
- Invest in a varied financial portfolio.
- Or you just drool a lot, your call, really
- Know this: we are not saving enough for college so a job with a paper hat is in your future.
- It's really cute when you lay on your back, kick and goo...now! Trust me, no one wants to see you do that when you're 50!
- There is no such thing as a money back guarantee on babies no matter what your daddy tells you.
|Art by Tim Rickard. Caption by David Long|