Thursday, December 24, 2020

Cinema Christmas Eve: Every Hallmark Christmas Movie

 Hi there and welcome to Cinema Sunday! 


No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 

No? 

No! It is NOT Sunday! 

No?


No! It is Thursday! And specifically it's Christmas Eve! 

OK! Load up the NOT hastily assembled graphic for Cinema Christmas Eve! 


OK, I said to to load up the NOT hastily assembled graphic for Cinema Christmas Eve! 


Well...

Sigh!

That's how it is, huh? 

So tomorrow is Christmas and maybe it snuck up on you because 2020 has beat the crap out of all hope and joy you might have ever felt. 

Maybe, just maybe you can jump start that ol' Christmas spirit with some good ol' Christmas movies! 

So get yourself a big ol' bad of of popcorn and cuddle up under a cozy blanket on the couch and boot up the Hallmark channel to get into the Christmas mood! 


Jingle Bell Bride
Christmas Tree Lane
Chateau Christmas
Oh my God! Why are all these women blonde?!?! 
Deliver by Christmas
One Royal Holiday
Cranberry Christmas
Could it be the same blonde woman is in ALL of these? 
On the 12th Date of Christmas
Holly & Ivy
Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater
Is the Hallmark channel racist? There are no people of color!  
The Christmas Ring
Christmas with the Darlings
The Christmas Bow
Hey! The blonde woman has a sassy black friend!! 
Meet Me at Christmas
A Timeless Christmas
The Christmas Doctor
Is the guy working at the vintage gift store gay? Probably not!
A Nashville Christmas Carol
The Angel Tree
The Christmas House
How many more of these are there? 
A Godwink Christmas: First Loves, Second Chances
Heart of the Holidays
A Christmas Tree Grows in Colorado
Please, please, for the love of God, how many are there?  
Good Morning Christmas
Christmas By Starlight
Five Star Christmas
I swear it is the SAME blonde woman!  
Christmas Waltz
USS Christmas
If I Only Had Christmas
Save Christmas and kiss already!! C'mon! You know the drill!
Christmas in Evergreen: Bells Are Ringing
A Little Christmas Charm
Christmas She Wrote
All of these are set in the same small town!!!! 
Time for Us to Come Home for Christmas
Cross Country Christmas
A Glenbrooke Christmas
I think these movies are killing my Christmas spirit!  
Christmas Comes Twice
The Key to Christmas
Christmas Carousel
You know what these Christmas movies need? More murder!  
Swept Up by Christmas
Project Christmas Wish
Love, Lights, and Hanukkah!
We now have Jews and the woman is still blonde?!?! 

OK, that is a lot of movies to get through in a short period of time without permanently making your tailbone numb and driving you totally insane. 

So if these links are still working, let's save you some trouble. 

From the Holderness Family, it's Every Hallmark Christmas Movie in one short video! 

Enjoy! 


 And if you want the experience of watching multiple Hallmark Christmas Movies, well, here is another one from the Holderness* family,  a second Every Hallmark Christmas Movie in one short video. 


I hope the Holderness* family was able to help you find some Christmas joy. Or at least a laugh or two.

Until next time, remember to stay safe and remember to be good to one another. 

Let's close out with some Christmas music! 

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For this week's Christmas themed posts, I'm bringing sexy back to the yuletide season. 

Sending us off on our way once more is Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery. 






Bye, y'all!!

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*Thanks to the Holderness family for their clever videos. More of their work can be found in the following online forums.  

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Enjoy! 


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