May the Farce Be With You: Rejected Star Wars Titles

Hi there! I'm Dave-El and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog with a <insert pithy reference here>. 

I have not posted here for the last couple of days (busy with stuff 'n' junk) and today is going to be a low content kind of post. I'm doing that thing I do where I gather a bunch of Tweets from my Twitter, stir 'em up in a bowl, reheat in the oven and voila, blog post. 

Last week, the title of the much anticipated JJ Abrams relaunch of the Star Wars franchise for Disney was announced.  And that title will be...

Star Wars: The Force Awakens  

Ta da?  

OK, so it doesn't set the world on fire but truly, it could've been worse. So today's post comes from a series of Tweets on the subject of Rejected Star Wars Titles.  

And here we go!  

• Star Wars: Solo Vs. Skywalker: Force of Justice
• Star Wars: Han Shot First Dammit! 
• Star Wars: Just Give Us Your Money and No One Gets Hurt
• Star Wars: Industrial Development In a Galactic Economy During a Negative Growth Cycle & the Impact on the Tax Base 
• Star Wars: Fifty Shades of Force 
• Star Wars: Attack of the Lens Flare 
• Star Wars: Don't Think, Just Look At All Of the Cool Shit 
• Star Wars: Into Darkness 
• Star Wars: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This 
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens When It Damn Well Feels Like It
• Star Wars 7: All Droids Go To Heaven 

So there you are.  And who knows, maybe one of those titles will wind up making it after all for a future Star Wars installment. 

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Coming up on the blog....

• Thursday, I write a post about Lea Thompson. I may have issues.
• Friday, it returns! ALL new but only PARTIALLY funny: Broken News
• Saturday and Sunday: Doctor Who Weekend looks back at Doctor Who Series 8

Until then, may the force be with you and while you're at it, be good to one another, OK? 

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