Astronaut Problems

Hi there! Today's blog post has some re-heated Tweets with random cartoons tossed it to make it more of a meal. 

Today's post comes from the hashtag trending on Twitter about 2 weeks ago, #AstronautProblems.


_________________________________________


That other astronaut who thinks its clever to say "Houston, we have a problem" about EVERY situation. #AstronautProblems

I guess sometimes it's justified.  

To any women reading this, I'm sorry...

...but it's true. 


When your helmet visor gets covered in that strange gloop that's expelled by the [REDACTED]. #AstronautProblems

The moon cannot hit your eye like a big pizza pie! Why doesn't anyone else understand this? #AstronautProblems

And if you think there's something fishy about the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie...

...you may be on to something. 

When an astronaut sometimes goes crazy, must we always use the term "astronut"? #AstronautProblems

When you're in a relationship with someone who is too clingy, sometimes you just need your space #AstronautProblems

Like, of course, that joke hasn't been done to death. 

And finally...

It's not as soft as real grass. #AstronautProblems Whoops! That one's for #AstroTurfProblems

_________________________________________

And that's all the space we have for today's post. 

Get it? "Space"? That's funny, you see, because, well, you know. 

Space? 

Yeah, we're done here. Everyone be good to one another and I'll be back here tomorrow. 

Is that a threat or a promise? 

Exactly! 

Dave-El
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You