Welcome back to Breaking Weird, your internet forum for battling addiction. We'll hear from someone whose life is out of control, lost in a spiral of hopeless addiction. Then we will ask Dr. Hitler to provide wisdom on how to overcome these problems.
Hello! You're on a Breaking Weird. What's troubling you today?
She looks kind of familiar. Ah, it's probably nothing. Anyway, we have a young lady with an eating disorder. A rather oddly specific eating disorder. Now I love a good tasty ham with a teriyaki and pineapple glaze and you can't beat strips of crispy bacon for breakfast. But eating it ALL the time? That's not good for you, dear. So let's ask Dr. Hitler what she can do to pull back from eating so much ham and bacon.
Now, Dr. Hitler, we've discussed this. We're here to help people, all people. You've got to let this...this Jewish thing go. Really, what is with you and Jews? Jesus!
So sorry about that.
And that's all the time we have today for Breaking Weird. We'll be back tomorrow. Until then, are you going to eat the rest of that bacon?
Trapped in a world he was not designed to cope with, Dave-El (the true Kryptonian name of alleged Earth creature David Long) writes about comics, Doctor Who, Star Trek, politics, the absurdity of the human condition and whatever other nonsense that befuddles his unbalanced mind. This is.... I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU!
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