Things That SOUND Sexual

So this topic was trending on Twitter on Sunday

#ThingsThatSoundSexual

Here are some of my contributions that I posted.   

#ThingsThatSoundSexual

1. Pulled pork
2. Slurpee 
3. You're doing great! Keep it up! 
4. Hot Pockets 
5. Conch shell 
6. Conundrum 
7. Getting on the on ramp 
8. Getting off the off ramp 
9. Coming down the stretch 
10. Ball bearings 
11. Filibuster 
12. Pumpkin spice 
13. Newt Gingrich 
14. Thistle and shamrock 
15. Mine shaft 
16. Elevator shaft 
17. Shaft! (You damn right!)
18. Tit for tat 
19. Rump roast 
20. Slow cooked rump roast 
21. Slow cooked bone in rump roast 
22. Chewy caramel center 
23. Fresh squeezed juice 
24. Dick's Sporting Goods 

The most popular of these was the last one which got Retweeted and Favorited several times.  

By the way, I can be found on Twitter here...

David Long ‏@dave_el1938 

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Speaking of things of a sexual nature, here's some reading material. 

I think I'll just wait for the movie adaption. Maybe Dakota Johnson is available.  

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Before I wrap this up, I realize that recently I haven't posted any random pictures of Morgan Fairchild circa late 1970's. Well, that just got silly and I'm not going to do that anymore.

Instead I'm posting random pictures of Heather Thomas from the hit ABC series, The Fall Guy.

Y'all be good to one another. I'll be back here tomorrow.

Dave-El

I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You