Is Norway... White?

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen doesn’t know if Norway is predominantly white?  

 

Testifying under oath before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Nielsen dodged questions about the president reportedly saying last week, in a White House meeting about immigration, that African countries are a “shithole” and that he preferred that immigrants come from Norway instead.

 

Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) pressed Nielsen on the racism inherent in Li'l Donnie's comments, but Nielsen wouldn’t take the bait. 

 

“Norway is a predominantly white country, isn’t it?” Leahy asked.

 

Nielsen replied, “I actually do not know that, sir, but I imagine that is the case.”

 

Hey, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen: Norway is one of the whitest countries in the world, you fucking moron. And the racist, even bigger fucking moron you work for knows that. And  Li'l Donnie knows so little. But he damn sure knows where the white people are.

OK, at least two problems here.

 

If she did know but wanted to cover up for Trump, she may have just lied under oath.

 

If she somehow did not know that Scandinavian countries are predominantly white, the head of the Department of Homeland Security is unaware of basic global demographics.

So take your pick: crooked or stupid?

I know, neither is a good answer. 

 

Well, as the people of Norway might put it: “Kirstjen Nielsen er en jævla moron.” 

 

To translate that to English: “Kirstjen Nielsen is a fucking moron.” 

 

And here’s what Norway might think of her boss: “Donald Trump gjør Amerika til en shithole. Og han er også en jævla moron.” 

 

Or tro put that in English: “Donald Trump is making America a shithole. And he too is a fucking moron.”