Hello, there! Dave-El here and this is I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses, a blog that is such a secret even I don't know about it.
Today is Thursday and yes, I know it's Halloween but I blogged about that yesterday. But Thursday is the day I've set aside for that special feature that's come to mean so much to me and...well, just me.
And maybe the American Corn Growers Association.
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN # 3!
Today we present #3 (YES, number THREE!) in this
That ear of corn on the left, the one with the leaf?
Shhhhh! He's asking....
Do You Want To Know A Secret?
Hit it, guys!
You'll never know how much I really care.
Do you want to know a secret?,
Do you promise not to tell? Whoa oh, oh.
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I'm in love with you.
Woo-hoo! Bravo! Way to go!
Man, corn is just awesome isn't it? Can we do that again?
Why, YES! Yes we can!
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN # 4!
Until then, just try to be patient, OK?