Hello! Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that stares at other blogs for an uncomfortably long time.
Today's one of those days where I troll my Twitter account and cobble together something out of the spare parts I find there.
Today, it's a bunch of Tweets under the hashtag
So if it's not too awkward, I would like to share those with you this evening.
Hitting on bridesmaids at a wedding? OK!
Hitting on bridesmaids at MY wedding!
"Technically I was not coveting my neighbor's wife since she's doesn't even live in the same town," the pastor explained
After being anally probed by aliens, I'm never sure if I should leave a tip.
"I love you!"
"I love you too, Sherry!"
"My name is Beth."
"I love you too, Beth!"
"Asshole, my name IS Sherry!"
OK, that's my take on making things awkward. Thanks for coming by and I'll see you tomorrow!
You're still here. Uh, seriously, that's all I have for today. So....again, thanks for visiting the blog and...good night.
Uh, why are you still here?