AWKWARD!

Hello! Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that stares at other blogs for an uncomfortably long time.

Today's one of those days where I troll my Twitter account and cobble together something out of the spare parts I find there.

Today, it's a bunch of Tweets under the hashtag #LetsMakeItAwkward.


So if it's not too awkward, I would like to share those with you this evening.
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Hitting on bridesmaids at a wedding? OK!
But now... #LetsMakeItAwkward
Hitting on bridesmaids at MY wedding!
 

"Technically I was not coveting my neighbor's wife since she's doesn't even live in the same town," the pastor explained #LetsMakeItAwkward



After being anally probed by aliens, I'm never sure if I should leave a tip. #LetsMakeItAwkward

 

 

"That box of donuts was empty when I got here," I said hastily brushing away the Krispy Kreme sugar on my shirt #LetsMakeItAwkward

 

 

 

 

"How dare you accuse me of having sex on the copier! That's completely un--Hey, the resolution on these copies is amazing!" #LetsMakeItAwkward

 

 

 

"Oh, when's the baby due? Oh, you're not pregnant? Sorry about that, sir." #LetsMakeItAwkward

 

"You look familiar! Have we met? Oh, we had sex! Yeah, I remember that time! What? How many times? We dated a year?" #LetsMakeItAwkward

 

 

"I think men who objectify women are reprehensible," I say to you earnestly while staring at your breasts

#LetsMakeItAwkward

 

"I love you!"
"I love you too, Sherry!"
"My name is Beth."
"I love you too, Beth!"
"Asshole, my name IS Sherry!" #LetsMakeItAwkward
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OK, that's my take on making things awkward. Thanks for coming by and I'll see you tomorrow!

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You're still here.  Uh, seriously, that's all I have for today. So....again, thanks for visiting the blog and...good night.

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Uh, why are you still here?

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Thank you.