On Fridays I post my weekly round up reportedly humorous reflections on the week's news headlines called bROkEN nEWs. However due to limited time, I was not able to produce an all new installment of this weekly feature.
Hey, stop cheering and applauding!
Anyway, tonight I'm presenting a selection of previous headlines posted on this blog in with a few new pictures tossed in to give these re-cycled jokes a fresh coat of paint.
So let's look at those long ago, carefree days of April and May 2013.
|No, not THAT Bacon!|
So they snuck by the Obama’s office at night with a pie.
|"Of course, you'll have the decency not to mention this to anyone in the Tea Party."|
“Bankers Struggle To Live On $1+ Million Pay” For example, they have to drink champagne out of glasses instead of the gold plated skulls of their enemies.
|Also useful for sipping wine, vodka, gin, rum and, |
for those really special occasions, human blood.
|The #1 girl music group for long time hibernating insects!|
Me, this is the perfect time to practice my grandmother’s recipe for Cicada Casserole Surprise! (The surprise is the cicadas aren’t quite dead yet.)
Still, that man shouldn’t have been hanging around that hippo while dressed as a giant marble.
“Why You Should Have Sex With A Friend” All right I guess but I can’t help thinking poker nights with the guys could get to be pretty awkward!
“Debunked Economists Face Even More Embarassment” They forgot to wear pants again. (The Spongebob boxers didn’t help.)
|Any man who wears these better be |
VERY confident in his manhood!
That's it for this edition of bROkEN nEWs: The Classic Years!
Come back tomorrow for Doctor Who Saturday and Part 10 of The Nemesis Who Stole Time.