Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog made from wholesome goodness, just like grandma used to do.
*OK, grandma worked as a prostitute and later moved on to meth dealing where she had to kill a guy with a carrot peeler. But is all that REALLY important?
Today is Wednesday and it's time for an ALL NEW installment of...
And you may be wondering: Is this another lame cover involving gorillas and bananas?
No! NO! NO!
YES! Yes, it is another lame cover involving gorillas and bananas!
Sorry! Misunderstood the question.
OK, here we go!