This week as part of Batman's 75th anniversary celebration, all the posts this week will have a Batman theme including this Friday's Broken News. To kick things off, let's take a look at a NEW installment of something that normally posts on Thursday.
And your patience, ladies and gentlemen, is about to be rewarded.
For several weeks now, I've shown one damn silly thing after another get hurled through Bruce Wayne's window: a microwave oven, a giraffe, a cupcake, a jelly fish.
But now, today, Bruce Wayne's true destiny will be revealed. Today we finally see...
Here we go!
What the what?!
Batman comes through Bruce Wayne's window?!?
So Bruce will become...what? Batman Man?
That doesn't make any sense! What the hell is going on here? I demand to know who's behind this madness? Who is causing this insanity?
Isn't that special?
Wednesday is BATMAN DAY!
To celebrate, we examine the origin of Batman. Seriously this time.
But tomorrow we look at Batman... at my mom's house.
Until then, be good to one another.