When pulling up my blog through Blogger, there was a message/alert/warning type of thing that advised me that starting March 23rd, Blogger would not allow certain types of sexual content. That message disappeared a few days ago so I guess somebody changed their minds, maybe?
Whatever that was about, it got me to thinking (which is a terrible thing to do).
"Certain types of sexual content?"
Of course this is probably to block really heading straight to hell type sexual deviants who want to have sex with kids or animals. Or sex with baby goats so they cover both at the same time.*
*Young goats are called "kids". The More You Know....
But what if "certain types of sexual content" means...other things.
For example, would posting reheated Tweets from January on the subject of#FiveWordsToRuinSex fall under the category of "certain types of sexual content"?
Well, I hope not because that's what I'm going to do.
Whatever that was about, it got me to thinking (which is a terrible thing to do).
"Certain types of sexual content?"
Of course this is probably to block really heading straight to hell type sexual deviants who want to have sex with kids or animals. Or sex with baby goats so they cover both at the same time.*
*Young goats are called "kids". The More You Know....
But what if "certain types of sexual content" means...other things.
For example, would posting reheated Tweets from January on the subject of
Well, I hope not because that's what I'm going to do.
- Should that be turning green?
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Yeah, I have had better.
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Tingling sensation? What tingling sensation?
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Bill Cosby's system really works!*
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - And more accusers are coming forward. This is still a thing?
- Can I call you "mommy"?
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Sex makes me very gassy
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Hello! No, I'm not busy*.
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - *What's happening here is someone is answering their phone during sex. Sorry if that confused anybody.
- Where does this thing go?
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Can I get a refund?
#FiveWordsToRuinSex - Wake me when it's over.
#FiveWordsToRuinSex
I think I'm safe to assume this list does not come under "certain types of sexual content". It may come under "certain types of lame content" and if Blogger starts blocking that, this whole blog's going down.
I wonder if classic material comes under these restrictions. And by "classic", I mean "old". Back when I first started this blog, I actually posted a semi regular features called....
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Below are links to the 4 (yes, FOUR!) installments of... whatever it was.
So maybe this is this sort of thing Blogger might have been looking for. I mean, we are talking about sex fantasies involving women dressed as cheese, another woman dressed as an M&M, a woman's forbidden desires for her garbage disposal and Katy Perry having sex with puppets. Although I think Katy refers to that as Thursday.
You know what? I think I might be time to brush off this old chestnut and bring out a BRAND NEW installment of....
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
Today's episode: "Hopping For Love"
Oh yeah, baby! Is there anything hotter than a women in a dress and wedge heels hopping over things? Oh yeah! You can hop on over to me anytime. Hey, that's Kate Middleton! All right then! If you have a thing for Kate Middleton jumping over things wearing a dress and wedge heels, then...
That's kind of really specific, isn't it? I mean, what are the odds of this happening on a regular basis? Just seeing this photo is possibly the high point of your life. Which is kind of sad.
OK, this has been an especially weird installment of...
SEX!
TALES OF THE STRANGE & PERVERSE
I hope you enjoyed today's post on the subject of "certain types of sexual content". I'll be back tomorrow with an honest to Rao comic book post. In the meantime, be good to one another.
Dave-El
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You
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