Welcome to another day here at my blog that I call I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You. I'm Dave-El and someone's put anti-matter in my peanut butter!
Today is Friday, May 1st unless you're reading this on Saturday, May 2nd which means yesterday was Friday, May 1st. If you're reading this on Thursday, April 30th, then tomorrow is Friday, May 1st and how the hell are you doing that?
Big weekend coming up with Free Comic Book Day AND the release of Avengers: Age of Ultron here in the good ol' US of freakin' A! Woo-hoo!
Seriously, you may wonder, why I'm all hyped up over free comic books and a super hero movie. And if you're wondering that, I think you might be looking for a different blog. Something about botany, I guess.
Anyway, totally apropos of nothing discussed so far, today's post is centered around re-heated Tweets. This is where I re-purpose posts I make on my Twitter account* that nobody reads over there and put them together for a blog post that nobody reads over here.
*By and by, I can be found here on Twitter:
David Long @dave_el1938
A couple of weeks ago, this hashtag was trending on Twitter.
Today is Friday, May 1st unless you're reading this on Saturday, May 2nd which means yesterday was Friday, May 1st. If you're reading this on Thursday, April 30th, then tomorrow is Friday, May 1st and how the hell are you doing that?
Big weekend coming up with Free Comic Book Day AND the release of Avengers: Age of Ultron here in the good ol' US of freakin' A! Woo-hoo!
Seriously, you may wonder, why I'm all hyped up over free comic books and a super hero movie. And if you're wondering that, I think you might be looking for a different blog. Something about botany, I guess.
Anyway, totally apropos of nothing discussed so far, today's post is centered around re-heated Tweets. This is where I re-purpose posts I make on my Twitter account* that nobody reads over there and put them together for a blog post that nobody reads over here.
*By and by, I can be found here on Twitter:
David Long @dave_el1938A couple of weeks ago, this hashtag was trending on Twitter.
- Gettin' jiggy wit it? Fascinating.
- Logically speaking, "I can't get no satisfaction" suggests that satisfaction is indeed quite readily available.
- Does the need of the many laying down the boogie outweigh the needs of the one playing funky music until you die?
- Logic indicates the removal of your negative influence would result in the resolution of more than just 1 problem.
- If I am in the corner AND in the spotlight, would that not indicate an inefficient placement of the spotlight?
- Assertions that I will be there for you should logically be conditional on my otherwise not being preoccupied.
- Adherence to the instructions of one's mother seems insufficient cause to render you unconscious.
- A request to send in clowns when they are already present is most perplexing
- The probability that ALL females are rendered mentally unstable by male fashion choices is quite unlikely.
- The infinite capacity of fields to produce strawberries or any form of fruit defies all known logic.
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