I own a very large and spacious mansion among the redwoods off the Northern California coast. It combines the amenities of a home and a theme park.
Over on the east coast, I have a home off the Outer Banks of North Carolina. It’s a bit more homey than the California complex but still large enough to host a hide and seek sleep over with a bevy of Victoria’s Secret models.
Up north, I have a high rise apartment overlooking New York City while I have a cabinesque home hidden among the trees and twisting roads of the New Hampshire countryside.
Across the Atlantic, I own an upscale townhome in London and a chateau in France. The chateau is my favorite because my maids wear classic French maid uniforms.
I would prefer to think I'm just keeping watch over the house while my mom is away. Yes, that's a lie but it helps me to cope.
|My mom when she lived in her own home |
with her cat, Oreo J. Bonkers.