Hello, Internet People!
It is I, the great and powerful Dave-El*
*Oops! Forgot my meds!
And welcome to the blog that brings ebony AND ivory together in perfect harmony, I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You.
It's Friday and that means another installment of How To Inflict Pain On Total Strangers....er, I mean, a new installment of this weekly semi-humorous look at the headlines I like to call Broken News.
Tonight, Broken News is brought to you by the newest theme park attraction in the United States, Post-Apocalyptic Adventure Land!**
**Formerly known as Detroit.
And now...Broken News!
|Wake up, America! Here's the REAL danger!|
Mr. Ford doesn't look too happy, does he?
OK, we move on to North Korea.....
All right, let's check in one more time with Harrison Ford at Comic-Con where it appears the question and answer session may be about over:
"Why aren't you comfortable? Have you ever been comfortable? Hey, you're glowing red! Why are-"
Readers, it appears we have lost our link to Comic-Con and the Harrison Ford Q&A session. I'm sure it's just a minor glitch and Harrison Ford has not gone ballistic and killed someone. Again.
OK, that's that for tonight's edition of Broken News, brought to you by Post-Apocalyptic Adventure Land!***
***Formerly known as Detroit.
Coming this week, it's the Main Street Trash Can Fire Parade and the debut of the new thrill ride, Run For Your Life! And coming soon: The Walking Dead!+
+Not associated with the TV show or comic book by Robert Kirkman. Just...you know, we'd rather not talk about it.
Dave-El can also be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo where I am sure Harrison Ford is not comfortable.