Happy Friday to you all!
You have arrived at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, now gluten free!
I'm Dave-El and thanks for dropping by.
We have a new set of headlines and photos for our weekly feature, bROkEN nEWs!. Other blogs may post lame humor based on current events but only bROkEN nEWs! will tell up front that, yeah, these jokes are lame.
That's my guarantee to you, the reader.
But before we get into that, let's take a look at this:
Someone still doesn't get it, does he? Well, now that Bob Filner has stepped down as mayor of San Diego, he will have more time to broaden his education about women at this place:
At the Bob Filner Institute For Women's Studies of San Diego, Bob can learn such valuable lessons as "You just can't go grabbing a woman's boobs even though they're right there and look ripe for squeezin'." OK, that is wrong, got that? Are you writing that down? Are you drawing female breasts right now? Sigh!
Don't forget, this Saturday at the Bob Filner Institute For Women's Studies of San Diego is the Last of Summer Blow Out Bikini Contest!
Let's do bROkEN nEWs!
For Bribery” Anally, we hope.
#BrokenNews “A Third Of Louisiana Republicans Blame Obama For Katrina Response” Also Obama’s fault: The Great Depression and the Vietnam War
Also Obama’s fault:
#BrokenNews “Reince Priebus Mocks Romney Aide With Etch A Sketch Joke” He’s been waiting a WHOLE YEAR to use that line. (A whole year, I tells ya!)
#BrokenNews “Lindsay Lohan Forgets To Wear Pants On Night Out” Well, you can’t expect her to remember everything!