Happy Friday to you all!You have arrived at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, now gluten free!
I'm Dave-El and thanks for dropping by.
We have a new set of headlines and photos for our weekly feature, bROkEN nEWs!. Other blogs may post lame humor based on current events but only bROkEN nEWs! will tell up front that, yeah, these jokes are lame.
That's my guarantee to you, the reader.
But before we get into that, let's take a look at this:
San Diego Mayor Filner Resigns: "I Never Sexually Harassed Anyone"
Sigh!
Someone still doesn't get it, does he? Well, now that Bob Filner has stepped down as mayor of San Diego, he will have more time to broaden his education about women at this place:
At the Bob Filner Institute For Women's Studies of San Diego, Bob can learn such valuable lessons as "You just can't go grabbing a woman's boobs even though they're right there and look ripe for squeezin'." OK, that is wrong, got that? Are you writing that down? Are you drawing female breasts right now? Sigh!
Don't forget, this Saturday at the Bob Filner Institute For Women's Studies of San Diego is the Last of Summer Blow Out Bikini Contest!
Let's do bROkEN nEWs!
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For Bribery” Anally, we hope.
#BrokenNews
“CIA Admits It Was Behind Iran's 1953 Coup” And the CIA also confessed to creating the Edsel.
#BrokenNews “A Third Of Louisiana Republicans Blame Obama For Katrina Response” Also Obama’s fault: The Great Depression and the Vietnam War
#BrokenNews
“Chaos Erupts After A-Rod Plunked” So THAT explains all the fighting in Egypt and Syria.
#BrokenNews
“Rand Paul: Christie Started It!” The Great “Did Not/Did Too” Political
Debate Strategy (AKA, The Kindergarten Playground Maneuver)"
#BrokenNews “Reince Priebus Mocks Romney Aide With Etch A Sketch Joke” He’s been waiting a WHOLE YEAR to use that line. (A whole year, I tells ya!)
#BrokenNews
“Fox News Contributor Blames Facebook For
Oklahoma Shooting”
Dammit! Get with the program! Blame Obama!
#BrokenNews
“Gitmo Guards Give '50 Shades' Erotic Novel
To Detainee, Says Lawyer”
He’s now totally confused on the subject of subjugating women.
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Now let's take break for our new feature...
bROkEN nEWs in pICTuREs
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#BrokenNews
“Weiner's Sexting Partner Releases New
Porno” Weiner was the
first to upload it to his phone.
#BrokenNews “GOP's
Tea Party tempest reaches new plateau” New Tea Party claim: Obama wasn’t born anywhere,
he’s a figment of Nancy Pelosi’s imagination.
#BrokenNews “DeMint:
Replace Republicans who oppose defund Obamacare strategy” Because that’s been working well for them so far.
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
#BrokenNews “Dollywood
to get $300 million upgrade” Dolly Parton herself to get a $300 million upgrade as well.
#BrokenNews “HOSTAGE TAKERS: GOP
Considers Another Debt Ceiling Showdown” What? Again? Look, could they be armed with LaserCats, just to make
this even remotely interesting?
#BrokenNews “Stalker Reportedly
Goes Unnoticed In J.Lo's Home For 6 Nights” He was disguised a floor lamp in a guest
bedroom. He was discovered when someone tried to change his bulb.
#BrokenNews “Lindsay Lohan Forgets To Wear Pants On Night Out” Well, you can’t expect her to remember everything!
Don't forget Dave-El can also be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo, playing his blues triangle for spare change.
Be good to one another.
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