Dave-El here at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You on a Friday night and it's time for that weekly
Tonight we're being brought to you by Green Giant Frozen Marijuana. Marijuana just like your Uncle Clem use to grow in the tool shed out back but frozen to preserve freshness. Get mellow with Frozen Marijuana.
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Now on the headlines in 5...
#BrokenNews “Kathie Lee: 'I have no idea
The Craziest Pair in Show Biz: Miley and her demented tongue!
Do you mind if I toss in a couple more
Well, it IS my blog!
They involve sex!
Oh, NOW you're interested!
I want to thank our sponsor this evening, Green Giant Frozen Marijuana, available in family size or single servings.
Thank you and do come again!