Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that is Vladmir Putin's favorite thing about America!
OK, after the 200th post spectacular, I've been kind of scarce around here while I've been involved in some higher education associated with my work. But I'm here with the regular weekly edition of bROKEN nEWs because I care! I've made a commitment to informing the world every Friday of every newsworthy headline that I can think of a joke about and I'm determined to do that, no matter how much suffering you experience while reading this! I CARE!
Tomorrow is part 8 of Doctor Who and the Nemesis Who Stole Time so be here for Doctor Who Saturday.
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Tomorrow: More Doctor Who stuff!
Until then, be good to on another.
Take us out, Voyager 1!