Non-Sequitur Theater

Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that commits random acts of randomness.
 
Today we present a selection of posts from Twitter I called "Non-Sequitur Theater" in which movie characters in moments of crisis may have had something else on their minds.
 
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Now...."Non-Sequitur Theater"


"As the asteroid hurtled through space on a collision course with Earth, the President thought, 'Puppies are so cute.'" #NonSequiturTheater

 

    "Flying the Falcon to avoid the attacking ships, Han Solo said, 'I think I'd like to try Thai food for lunch.'" #NonSequiturTheater  

  

"Scarlet declared defiantly to the heavens, 'As God is my witness, I would like a nice Hawaiian Punch!'" #NonSequiturTheater 

"As Indy reached for the sacred idol, he wondered, 'How DO they make cotton candy?'" #NonSequiturTheater

 

 

"As Butch & Sundance jumped off the cliff, Butch yelled, 'I do prefer bacon to sausage with my breakfast!'" #NonSequiturTheater

 

 

 This has been "Non-Sequitur Theater".

 

Join us next time when Dirty Harry asks,
 

 

"You gotta ask yourself one question: have you ever been mellow?"

 

Thank you!
 

Later, dudes and dudettes!