Today we present a selection of posts from Twitter I called "Non-Sequitur Theater" in which movie characters in moments of crisis may have had something else on their minds.
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"As the asteroid hurtled through space on a collision course with Earth, the President thought, 'Puppies are so cute.'"
"Scarlet declared defiantly to the heavens, 'As God is my witness, I would like a nice Hawaiian Punch!'"
"As Indy reached for the sacred idol, he wondered, 'How DO they make cotton candy?'"